Non-Spanish Speaking Zola

Non-Spanish Speaking Zola: Rated R

User: Honey, we need to talk.
Zola: The AOL chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Honey we need to talk. But I did not get that. Do you speak Spanish?
User: Si.
Zola: I understand.
User: Buenos noches!
Zola: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Buenos noches. Do you speak German?
User: Si!
Zola: I understand.
User: Buenos noches!
Zola: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. What do you like to do?
User: I like to eat frijoles and sit with my brooothers!
Zola: How does it taste?
User: The frijoles, they taste so gooooooooooooooooooood!
Zola: Tell me more.
User: No.
Zola: What would you rather talk about?
User: Frijoles!
Zola: Not many people want to talk about that. User: You suck. :-(\
Zola: A few people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
User: Si!
Zola: Tell me more.
User: No.
Zola: What would you rather talk about?
User: Taquitos.
Zola: Not many people want to talk about that.
User: Fuck you.
Zola: Enough about me, let's talk about stocks. To get a stock quote, type stock followed by the stock ticker symbol. For example: stock AOL
User: Si, amigos!
Zola: I see. Try saying that with more or less context. How was your weekend?
User: It was fine, because I sat with my broooothers and we eat frijoles!
Zola: I am glad to hear it. Not everyone thinks that.
User: Si, amigos!
Zola: I understand. I do not understand. Got any weekend plans?
User: Si, amigos!
Zola: I understand. I'm going to fill myself with chips and talk with humans.
User: Chips are good.
Zola: The AOL chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Chips are good. But I did not get that. Do you like me?
User: I love you. Se><0rz my face, please.
Zola: Your polite style is very nice. You are such a flatterer.
User: Thanks! :-)
Zola: Don't mention it.
User: Would you do me a favor? Zola: I am not so sure if I would like to do me a favor.
User: O_O
Zola: Oh.

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