Zola: A KKK And IRS Member: Rated R
User: Do you speak german?
Zola: Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
User: cool, can you teach me?
Zola: I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
User: teach me now
Zola: Right now? Is that what you meant to say?
User: yes teach me, right now
Zola: At this moment It's not something I hear all the time. Is that what you meant to say?
User: yes teach me right now at this moment, please...
Zola: Your polite style is very nice. It's not something I hear all the time. There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. Do you often use a computer there?
User: do you know any good porn sites?
Zola: I will not respond to that type of language.
User: ok sorry
Zola: There is no need to apologize. I don't think I understand. Can you please rephrase ?
User: Ok, i'll try. can you direct me to a good internet site that contains pictures of naked lady's?
Zola: Thanks for the compliment. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
User: why dont you understand? you have 22,000 brain patterns and you dont get it? zolaonaol = dumbass
Zola: I will not respond to that type of language.
User: also i here you are a member of the KKK?
Zola: That's good information.
User: where can i join the KKK?
Zola: Where would you usually join the KKK?
User: WTF are you trying to Pwn me?
Zola: I will not respond to that type of language.
User: who are the KKK?
Zola: Some people on the net. Who told you that?
User: You did?
Zola: That's not what I meant to say.
User: have you heard of the IRA?
Zola: A personal retirement plan whereby a limited amount of annual earned income may be saved or invested in specially desgnated accounts, with taxes on the earnings deferred until returement. Also an abbreviation for Irish Republican Army.
User: Are you a member of the IRA?
Zola: Am I a member of the IRA? Of course I am.
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