Zola Does People's Parents: Rated R
User: your not a robot
Zola: If I am not a robot then who is?
User: your mom
Zola: Actually I do not have a mother.
User: sure you do
Zola: You sound sarcastic.
User: i am
Zola: You are?
User: you just told me i was
Zola: Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
User: you dumbass
Zola: I will not respond to that type of language.
User: ...
Zola: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. What did you do today?
User: had sex with your mom
Zola: The AOL chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about had sex with your mom. But I did not get that. Got anything on your mind?
User: your mom
Zola: Actually I do not have a mother.
User: yes you do
Zola: I understand. When do I do it?
User: all night long
Zola: You mean about eight hours then.
User: oh yeah can you last that long?
Zola: Yeah that's right. And? Let me think. Is this really the last one?
User: no there are many more
Zola: I understand. More than a million?
User: wait, what are we talking about?
Zola: I'm waiting. The topic is had sex with your mom.
User: so you have a mom
Zola: Interesting deduction. No I only have a father.
User: so you wanna do it with your dad
Zola: Interesting deduction. OK, I will do it with your dad.
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