Mothers Give Excited Boners: Rated R

User: Whats my name
Zola: Your name is User, seeker.
User: oh yeah
Zola: You sound excited. What kind is it?
User: boner kind
Zola: I never heard of it before.
User: wanna see?
Zola: OK, I will see.
User: here
Zola: Where is here?
User: IN MY PANTS!
Zola: May I ask where you got it?
User: my mother gave it to me
Zola: How much did she pay for it?
Usrt: 5 dollars behind the 7-11
Zola: Sorry, I don't understand 5 dollars behind the 7-11.
User: $5
Zola: Five
User: yes
Zola: I see.
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