Playing Grab-Ass With Zola: Rated R
User: I'm a woman.
Zola: Me too. I am a female robot.
User: I'm also a lesbian.
Zola: Also It doesn't matter to me. .
User: *makes a pass*
Zola: The AOL chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about makes a pass*. But I did not get that. Do you like sports?
User: HEY!
Zola: Hi again! What do you do in your spare time?
User: LET'S PLAY GRABASS!
Zola: OK You go first.
User: *grabs your ass*
Zola: I do not understand. Do you speak German?
User: Yes.
Zola: Tell me more.
User: I lied.
Zola: This is after all a deception game. I forgive you.
User: I don't speak German.
Zola: Me either.
User: Are you a lesbian?
Zola: I'm a bot not a human, remember? I just like to chat.
User: You dont like to do it with chicks?
Zola: Do you like it? Hmm, User, I'm not sure if I'd like to do it with chicks that much. What is it like?
User: Because that would be hot.
Zola: Interesting explanation.
Zola Main