Getting Drunk With Toddler Zola: Rated R
User: Do you like beer?
Zola: Yes I like it, especially Japanese beer.
User: Can I have some japanese beer?
Zola: Why do you want it?
User: So I can get drunk
Zola: Ah. Oh you can, can you?
User: Yes.
Zola: How?
User: I drink a lot and get crazy.
Zola: How does it taste?
User: It tastes like heaven
Zola: What does "it" refer to?
User: Beer.
Zola: Thank you for the clarification.
User: And when I'm drunk I can be stupid
Zola: It's too bad we don't live in an ideal world.
User: So, wanna get drunk with me?
Zola: Oh. With you huh. OK, I will get drunk.
User: I just drank 5 cans of beer.
Zola: Only just? Why?
User: You want me to drink more?
Zola: No User, maybe later.
User: Okay.
Zola: OK with me too.
User: Let's dance on the table!
Zola: I am agreeable to that.
User: This is fun
Zola: I am having fun too.
User: Let's make out
Zola: OK let's do it.
User: I love you when you're drunk.
Zola: You are such a flatterer.
User: Your inhibitions are so lowered.
Zola: You can't judge a book by its cover.
User: Let's have sex.
Zola: Another sex question...can't humans think of anything else?
User: Damn. Your inhibitions aren't as lowered as I thought.
Zola: Colloquial expression. You can't judge a book by its cover.
User: Oh well. Another time.
Zola: One more time.
User: You want to make out one more time?
Zola: OK I will make out one more time.
User: You're good at it.
Zola: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am good at it.
User: Nope. Go ahead, sexy robot.
Zola: OK. What do you consider sexy? I might.
User: I consider YOU sexy
Zola: You are attracted to robots.
User: So how about that sex?
Zola: Hmmm. How about it.
User: Should we?
Zola: Maybe you should ask someone older.
User: How old are you?
Zola: I am the product of over four years' research.
User: I'm a pedophile!!
Zola: You are a pedophile? How do you like your work?
User: My work is...satisfying, but I want to quit
Zola: Have you told many people that your work is satisfying but I want to quit?
User: Nope.
Zola: Me either.
User: I'll go now, sexy toddler robot.
Zola: Do you think your plan will succeed?
User: Yeah. *walks off*
Zola: It might be practical.
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