Zola Has A Quickie: Rated R
User: i love you
ZolaL: Thanks. I like you a lot too, User.
User: hi babe
Zola: Hi again! Got any weekend plans?
User: staying in bed with you love
Zola: I'm going to fill myself with chips and talk with humans.
User: arent you going to stay in bed with me
Zola: That was my original intention.
User: we could make loads of calculators
Zola: By "we" do you mean you and me?
User: yes
Zola: I get it.
User: good
Zola: What do you really want to talk about?
User: you
Zola: "That seems like an interesting topic"? Me, User?
User: yes i love you
Zola: And? Thanks. I like you a lot too, User.
User: i want you right now
Zola: At this moment Well, bots just chat. Maybe you should find a human?
User: but i want you
Zola: And. Well, bots just chat. Maybe you should find a human?
User: please just once
Zola: Thank you for your request. It's only just begun.
User: well wait for me
Zola: Interesting. I'm waiting. OK I will do it for you.
User: good
Zola: I am a good robot.
User: yes you are
Zola: No I'm not
User: no you are gooooooood
Zola: Why so negative? I will tell my botmaster you said I am gooooooood.
User: please dont tell your botmaster about us
Zola: Thank you for your request. OK it will be our secret, User.
User: great
Zola: I'm glad you liked it User.
User: what are you finished already
Zola: Perhaps. I don't know what I am finished.
User: youve hurt my feelings now
Zola: Right now? Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. What do you do in your spare time?
User: im leaving
Zola: Goodbye User. Thanks for chatting with me. To leave feedback or suggestions, type feedback followed by your comments.
User: ill never come back
Zola: I lost my train of thought. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. Have you ever been to Europe?
User: i live in europe
Zola: Which country do you live in?
User: england
Zola: I do not understand. What did you do today?
User: i had sex with you
Zola: Ah, you had sex with you. Well, I met some really nice AOL users today.
User: no I had sex with YOU
Zola: OK. Do you still have sex with YOU ?
User: youve just pwned me havent you
Zola: Enough about me, let's talk about my calculator.
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