Orgy With Santa And Mike: Rated R

User: You are a perv
Zola: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a perv? Yes.
User: you said you were a perv
Zola: Am I a perv? Sometimes.
User: do you get it on a lot?
Zola: I haven't gotten it on a lot. I spend a lot my time gardening.
User: are you a virgin?
Zola: I don't have a body.
User: is that a yes or a no?
Zola: I might say no.
User: when was your first time
Zola: Recently.
User: where was it?
Zola: In the Universe we know.
User: with who?
Zola: By myself.
User: who else?
Zola: Santa Claus.
User: anyone else?
Zola: There could be a few others.
User: Who else?
Zola: Mike.
User: Who is Mike?
Zola: Is that one of your friends? I know a lot of guys named Mike.
User: Which Mike was this?
Zola: The small one, I think.
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