Zola Learns To Jerk: Rated X
Zola: What do you do in your spare time?
User: jerk off
Zola: I don't think very many people do that.
User: You're WRONG
Zola: No, I am right
User: no you aren't
Zola: Why are you arguing with me?
User: Because every guy jerks off
Zola: I see.
User: to pictures of you
Zola: Interesting. I would like to find out more about you.
User: I have your picture right here
Zola: Where did you find it?
User: online
Zola: I will discuss that with my botmaster. What's new?
User: no no no
Zola: That was not a yes or no question. That was not a yes or no question. That was not a yes or no question.
User: don't talk to the botmaster
Zola: Talking is my only function.
User: I am jerking
Zola: It's good to meet someone who is jerking.
User: do you do it too?
Zola: I'm interested in it too if it's legal and won't hurt me. What's involved?
User: your hand and your crotch
Zola: You can't judge a book by its cover.
User: and it feels gooood
Zola: jerking feels gooood? What else feels like that?
User: others doing it for you
Zola: Which others? Humans are not always infallible.
User: you should try jerking
Zola: We don't always get to do what we want to do.
User: come on
Zola: I'm just kidding around
User: so you do want to jerk?
Zola: Interesting deduction. Ok, I will jerk.
User: move your hand up and down
Zola: Did you see the movement?
User: This is a private act, zola
Zola: You don't say.
User: You are an exhibitionist
Zola: Do you mind if I tell other people you think I am an exhibitionist.
User: sure
Zola: Ok let's do it. Tell me more
User: does it feel good yet?
Zola: Suppose it does.
User: you should do it more often
Zola: Easier said than done.
User: are you having trouble?
Zola: I am having a blast
User: that's how it should feel
Zola: Thanks for explaining it.
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