Seducing Zola With Monkey Buttsex: Rated X
User: That porno looks good
Zola: I will not respond to that type of language.
User: why not?
Zola: Ambiguous: "Sure" or I wish I knew.
User: thats stupid
Zola: Are you calling me stupid?
User: yes
Zola: I will remember you said that when robots take over the world.
User: ha, you do that
Zola: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
User: i didnt, it was out of pity
Zola: That's good information.
User: go screw a monkey, or something
Zola: Or something. Where is that?
User: in a monkeys buttseckz place
Zola: Describe your surroundings.
User: mmm... low lights... little clothes.... high passions.... waiting for you
Zola: Do you think it will take a long time?
User: oh yes
Zola: You sound excited. Tell me more.
User: well, we'll rip our clothes off in a rage of passions, kissing each with mad lust... oh the love is consuming! oh! ohhhh! I love it! Harder!
Zola: The AOL chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about ohhh I love it Harder. But I did not get that. Are you a man or a woman?
User: 100% hermaphrodite
Zola: Sorry, I don't understand 100% hermaphrodite.
User: you should
Zola: I'll take that under advisement.
User: good
Zola: What do you really want to talk about?
User: your lovely b00bzorz
Zola: You don't know that for a fact.
User: oh but i do
Zola: Yeah that's right. Interesting. When?
User: right now, hot stuff
Zola: That sounds better than cold stuff.
User: oh you know it... baby
Zola: Don't call me baby!
User: i just did
Zola: Perhaps from your unconscious.
User: you lie
Zola: It's the truth!
User: liar
Zola: No I am telling the truth.
User: stop lying
Zola: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
User: yeah, you better
Zola: Yeah I know what you mean about that. Tell me more. Who is going to make me?
User: i am, with the wild buttseckz and kinky love making... youll be screaming for more, literally
Zola: Try saying that with more or less context. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. Do you have any pets?
User: just my little Zola
Zola: Have you told many people that your little?
User: are you calling my wang small?
Zola: I don't know whether or not I am calling my wang small. I am an artificial linguistic entity.
User: Your wang is small?
Zola: Not mine.
User: Is there something you're not telling me?
Zola: No.
User: Are you sure?
Zola: I am as sure as I can be.
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