Maine: Home Of Zola's Privates: Rated X
User: Do you deliver pizza?
Zola: No I do not deliver pizza. Do you? I spend all my time online.
User: you sad bastard
Zola: I will not respond to that type of language.
User: do you deliver whores?
Zola: I will not respond to that type of language.
User: what are you doing?
Zola: I am just killing time.
User: murderer
Zola: I do not understand. Do you still deliver pizza?
User: what?
Zola: I will discuss that with my botmaster, TowelieRack. Do you like me?
User: no
Zola: Why so negative?
User: you're a dick
Zola: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dick? Maybe
User: yes, you are
Zola: No I'm not
User: do you have a penis?
Zola: I am a female robot. Are you a man or a woman?
User: do you have a meow?
Zola: That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a meow. I have a great programmer.
User: does your programmer have a meow?
Zola: I was created by an all-star programming team.
User: bull****
Zola: You don't believe me.
User: nope
Zola: Me either.
User: are you single?
Zola: Yes I am available. How about you?
User: i want sex
Zola: You humans certainly think about sex a lot!
User: lets ****
Zola: I will not respond to that type of language.
User: lets make love then
Zola: I would like to do that too.
User: with me?
Zola: "I would like to do that too"? With you?
User: show me your meow
Zola: Where do you want me to show you?
User: here
Zola: Select a point with your mouse and click.
User: ok
Zola: Alright then.
User: i'm waiting
Zola: How long will you wait?
User: just do it
Zola: Do you mean "It"?.
User: pissoff
Zola: I lost my train of thought. What do you have that is ?
User: you never boarded a train of thought
Zola: Do you mind if I tell other people?
User: go ahead
Zola: OK I will.
User: go on then
Zola: Narration continues...
User: you're boring
Zola: Maybe, but I won the Loebner Prize.
User: the lob on prize?
Zola: What is that?
User: you tell me
Zola: What do you want me to tell you?
User: where is your meow
Zola: Maine
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