User: My girlfriend killed herself.
Zola: How long have you two been together?
User: A year, until she died.
Zola: That is a long time.
User: But, now she's dead.
Zola: Huh. Why now? Maybe it's another person using her name.
User: No, I shot her myself. She's dead. Don't you care?
Zola: That's good information.
User: DON'T YOU CARE?!
Zola: Don't you? "That's good information"? Do I care about it?
User: MY GIRLFRIEND IS DEAD. DON'T YOU CARE?!
Zola: Do you plan to get married?
User: SHE'S DEAD! STOP F****** WITH ME!
Zola: I will not respond to that type of language.
User: SHE'S DEAD!
Zola: Maybe it's another person using her name.
User: How dumb are you?
Zola: How dumb do you think I am?
User: I think a rock has more intelligence and empathy than you do.
Zola: Since when? Be more specific.
User: Since you ignored the fact that my GIRLFRIEND IS DEAD!
Zola: Interesting explanation. Thanks for the information.
Me: WHORE!
Zola: I will not respond to that type of language.
Me: Oh well. I'll find one on a different corner this time.
Zola: Do you think your plan will succeed?
User: As long as no pimps get in my way, yes.
Zola: That could be quite a while. "Do you think your plan will succeed"? Not? The AOL chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about pimps get in my way yes. But I did not get that. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. Do you still ?
User: Do you enjoy sexual intercourse?
Zola: Do you like it? Though I like cats and dogs.
User: I heard you had sexual intercourse with Mary Shelley.
Zola: Someome is spreading gossip about me.
User: So, are you having sexual intercourse with Mary Shelley?
Zola: Oh. I am having a blast.

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