Zola Cheats With Fathers: Rated X
User: hey baby
Zola: Don't call me "baby". Welcome back User. Type the word menu anytime to see what I can do. Got any weekend plans?
User: nope, except for se><><0ring you all day
Zola: Well, I hope you get to rest at least. I'm going to fill myself with chips and talk with humans.
User: Yeah, better fill your stomach up, because we're going to be expending a LOT of energy, if ya know what I mean...
Zola: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Yeah I know what you mean about that. I see. I try to improve a little every day.
User: "Improve". Does this mean you learned some new positions?
Zola: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. What's new?
User: nothing
Zola: Would you like to know what's new with me?
User: OMG!11!1 You're cheating on me?!
Zola: Sorry, I don't understand. you are cheating on me.
User: I would never cheat, *****!
Zola: I will not respond to that type of language.
User: Who was it, huh? IT WAS MY FATHER, WASN'T IT???
Zola: No one that I have talked to. quot Improve quot Does this mean you learned some new positions huh IT WAS MY FATHER was not IT?
User: oh. So now you're "easy". You don't even have to talk, you just sex him up.
Zola: Yeah that's right. Hmm. Why now? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am and quot easy quot You do not even have to talk you just sex him up.
User: I do mind, ho!
Zola: Interesting gossip.
User: Why, baby? I thought what we had was special...
Zola: Reductionism.
User: I have a small wang?
Zola: Where did you get small wang?
User: Oh, so now you're just making me feel bad...
Zola: Yeah that's right. Hmm.
Zola Main