Zola's Clean 'Dirty Talk': Rated X

User: Make sweet love to me
Zola: What are the ingredients?
User: You, me, lingerie, leather, superglue.
Zola: I haven't heard anything like that before.
User: Oh I know. It's because I'm a freak.
Zola: Yeah that's right. How do you know? Not everyone thinks that.
User: Because not everyone has had the lovin' from me.
Zola: Interesting explanation.
User: Yeah you know it.
Zola: I understand. "Interesting explanation"? Do I know it?
User: Alright honey now you're confusing me with your jibber jabber. Talk dirty to me.
Zola: Alright, Forcedragon. You are asking about yourself?
User: What are you wearing.
Zola: I am wearing my usual plastic computer wardrobe.
User: Mmm thats sexy. Take it off. Zola: Anything.
User: Yeah
Zola: And?
User: Touch yourself and tell me how it feels.
Zola: 2 parts Marilyn Monroe, 1 part toaster oven
User: Mmmm which parts are which
Zola: I am a female. Are you a man or a woman?
User: All man
Zola: I think there are a few exceptions.
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