Thinky McThought

A student of mine

A theater I sold out

My best friend

A craft I totally came up with myself

Hello! My name is Thinky McThought and I'm a world famous mentalist. I like to read thoughts internationally and would be interested in joining a group of a sort that would contain international people who like to read thoughts and whatnot. Oh, I'm just being a fanciful dreamer, there is no such group. I have performed for the President and for the King and for celebrities such as Lorenzo Lamas and Young MC and Fatty Arbuckle and many more!!!!! I get paid 100,000 dollars a show because of my high level of mental amazingness. If I was in a secret society, I would be sure to keep it secret because I don’t tattle. Of course, I’m so busy doing my completely original mental masterpieces that I don’t know if I would even have time to join such an institution, but whatever.

My hobbies are mentalism and keeping secrets. However I do like to share some of my own personal wonderful secrets with people who are wise enough to keep them. My other hobbie is secret societies and not telling their secrets. In high school I was voted most likely to not spill the beans on a secret mentalist fraternity. I also like Law and Order and microwave s'mores.

I have lots of friends and a big family. People like to hang around me because of how awesome I am. I just wish I had some friends I could tip my mentalism secrets to. Oh, well.