Most of these taken from my best friends (-In Alabama-) in Art Class.
Jacob -: I'm Freakin' Smart!
(-Pause-)
-ish...
David -:This dance is all about popularity.
Adam -: That's why I hate Prom King and Prom Queen; Because we want to know who's hott, not who's popular!
E-man -: Pack your bags, we're goin' to hell.
(-on the phrase "fuck you"-)
Jacob -: It says I love you.
(-pause-)
In a very harsh term.
E-Man -: (-burp-) Pizza? I didn't have any pizza.
Ariel -: Hooker on steroids!
Jess -: Ouch! Fire Hurts!