I'm thinking about piercings right now....
I'm thinking, for my tongue:

Double tongue -- and off-centre labret, Poland
Two, off.center horizontally, centered vertically, AND:
Tongue, monroe
One, center horizontally, low vertically.

Basically, I want something like:
                                      |                   |
                                      |                   |
                                      |    °         °   |
                                      |                 |
                                       \       o        /
                                       \               /
o = bottom picture.
°  = top picture

Any thoughts on it? This is just ideas. I'll probably post more ideas later. =/