Alphabets About Ex-boyfriends A is for the Automobile which he doesn't own. B is for BULLSHIT, which is what he was full of. B is also for Brain, which was located between his legs. C is for the Commitment that was never there. D is for the Dildo he didn't know I had. D is also for "Damn the bad luck" which is what I have in Dating men. E is for Everything he said we'd do, everything he said he was, and everything he's not. E is also for Ego. His was bigger than a hot air balloon. F is for Faithful, as long as there wasn't something or someone better to do. G is for GOD the one he thought he was and wanted to be worshipped as. H is for Laughter (HA! HA!) the last sound he heard from me as he was walking out the door. I is for Impotent which is what I told everyone he was. I is also for the Inbreeding that occured in his podunk family. J is for Jugular, the one I'd love to sever. K is for Key, the one that made the lovely designs on his truck. K is also for Kick in the balls which is what I'm gonna give him if I see him again. L is for Love in most cases, but exceptions have been made. L is for LOSER in this case, along with LUSH (he drank an awful lot). M is for MAN. Has anyone been able to find one? Have you ever met one? Do you know where any are? N is for the Narcotics. He drove me past alcohol. O is for the Orgasm he thought he made me have. P is for PAYBACKS. Remember they are HELL! Q is for Queer. I sometimes wonder if he is. R is for the hopeless Romantic he said he was. He was half right. He was hopeless, not to mention worthless. R is also for the Ring that he can't afford and will never buy. S is for the Sugar they found in his gas tank. S is also for Satisfied, which he rarely made me feel. T is for Typical. Typical little boy playing at being a man. U is for Umbilical cord which was never severed when his mother gave birth. U is also for the Ugly girl he is dating now. V is for the Voodoo doll I made of him. Pins are inserted of course. W is for Wife, the one he said he didn't have. X is what he is to me now !!!! Y is for why the hell did I ever get involved with him. Z is for the Zoloft that I had to start taking. ============================================================ Taken from http://wallofjokes.hypermart.net/Men_Women_Index.html |
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