Well, here it is, a homepage... For those of you who know me, I'm sure you're reeling in shock right now. Firstly because I'm not the kind of person to either spend time doing something like this or enjoy reading others' efforts on a homepage, and secondly because it's quite amazing to think that I am really that computer literate... I'm sitting here in the dim light of my computer screen with Forrest walking in and out of the room, staring at my screen as well and I really don't know what to say. Surely thousands of people will view my ugly face within a few hours. How can I take the attention away from my ugly face and put it into my words? Well, I'll take the liberty to tell you about me... Yeah, you gotta love these intros... They're always boring as hell and no-one cares anyway. I'll try to make it painless.

My name is Anna, I was born and raised in Perth, Western Australia, and am currently in California, USA. I love my Nippleboy, 'Chi Momma, family, and rodeo. Corn fields and bubblewrap scare me. And there is nothing on this earth quite like baseball. There are many things that I know that will never be released to the general public (ie, the government doesn't want you to know all Kung-Fu movies are real, and that a 97 year old woman's nipple is exactly the same texture as elbow meat)... I love tattoos and have a few, and have discovered that if you chant "I'm A Little Teapot" backwards, you can conjure up the spirit of Abe Lincoln...

I was going to tell you about my day, but I decided against it. All that's happened was me and Forrest ate some stale bagels. Then I proceeded to make fun of people online, telling them they're fat and they have stretchmarks on their face. "But I'm not fat on the inside!" Yeah you are. You have stretchmarks on your personality too. If you have a name like me (ex. Anna), you get billions of people thinking they're your cousin, your mother, husband, and gay lovers. It's a splendid way to pass the time. I think for now I might leave this and eat or something. When I come back I'll make it more interesting. Or maybe not. Maybe I'll be a boring motherfucker next time too.

So, I'm back. I should tell you that I am in a pretty good mood today., Nippleboy left later than usual for work, and we got to sleep in together. Ofcourse, he was late to work, but that may have something to do with how messed up the traffic gets here. Traffic is evil, because if you leave earlier to miss it, you get to work a half hour early, but if you leave later you catch it and end up a half hour late. We could try and master the perfect time to leave, but we don't feel like it. Besides, being early has it's perks:

1) He can steal all the flavoured icecream from the fridge without anyone seeing him do it.
2) He can dick around on the computer for an extra half hour.
3) He can play all the crappy music he wants to really loud, even though he's never in the mood to.

But today I don't want to talk about work, or creme, or why it would be funny if we had rubber roads and cement tyres (and what a tyre change would involve in that situation)... But then, what will I talk about?? I should take the time to note here that my impression of an inanimate object is really coming along...

So, being stumped for inspiration right now, I suppose it would be best to rest on wasting everyone's time, including my own. For those of you who care, I have added a few links just in case you're even remotely curious as to what interests me... Which I doubt.
Best of Buddies...
Anna (left) and Maree (right ofcourse) at
The Clink Nightclub,
Fremantle, Western Australia.
AKA Dag & Norb
The Two Angry Beavers
Or you can e-mail me here
Table For Two - an observation about men, women, and the food that comes between them.
The Good Life - humourous details on life in the Navy, and how to recreate them at home.
Photo Page 1 - pictures of me and the yahoos I love.
Photo Page 2 - even more pictures, but none of me, so it's hardly worth looking... HaHaHa!
Photo Page 3 - you would think I had enough photos wouldn't you? Nothing here yet, so if you're looking for nekky pictures of me you're fresh out of luck, mehehe.
Ani - stuff!  ***Page not finished, under construction!!
Broken - ***Page not finished, under construction!!