Janet's AIM Abuse
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Boner Vendor

The Bitch

BuxRoxPix: boners, ma'am? boners?
BuxRoxPix: fresh boner here!
BuxRoxPix: how about a nice boner for the pretty lady? On sale now!
crazychic822: lol what??
BuxRoxPix: clearance prices! get em hot!
crazychic822: lol
BuxRoxPix: cmon lady are you gonna buy any boners or not?
BuxRoxPix: Ive got kids to feed
crazychic822: really asl
BuxRoxPix: they depend on my boners for nutrition!
BuxRoxPix: 19/f/wi
BuxRoxPix: i sell boners, ma'am
crazychic822: lol
crazychic822: bye
BuxRoxPix: wait!
crazychic822: e
BuxRoxPix: how about a free sample?
crazychic822: nm u
crazychic822: no
BuxRoxPix: *throws boners to the ground, frustrated*
BuxRoxPix: damn you!
crazychic822: fuck u BuxRoxPix: now now, you need to buy a
boner first to do that
BuxRoxPix: get em cheap!
crazychic822: now now shut the fuck up now
BuxRoxPix: theyre 'hard' to find, ma'am
crazychic822: bye damnit
BuxRoxPix: i saved you all that work!

Dumb Horny Guy

BuxRoxPix: boners, sir? boners?
BuxRoxPix: fresh boners for sale!
dditt571: what??
dditt571: who is this
BuxRoxPix: buy one for your girlfriend?
BuxRoxPix: best in town!
BuxRoxPix: cmon, Danny boy
BuxRoxPix: but a boner
BuxRoxPix: oops buy
BuxRoxPix: going cheap!
dditt571: LOL
BuxRoxPix: ve got children to feed!
BuxRoxPix: they depend on my boners for nutrition!
dditt571: you do huh
BuxRoxPix: yes! hundreds!
BuxRoxPix: in a third world country
BuxRoxPix: i MUST sell boners!
dditt571: what country is that
BuxRoxPix: India, sir! Indian boners?
BuxRoxPix: How about some nice brown Pakistani?
BuxRoxPix: I've got em all!
dditt571: nice
BuxRoxPix: top of the line!
BuxRoxPix: disease free!
BuxRoxPix: use em however you please!
BuxRoxPix: no questoins asked!
dditt571: how much
BuxRoxPix: well, i only accept lotto tickets
dditt571: lol
BuxRoxPix: you tell me what kind youre looking for
dditt571: i don't have many of those
BuxRoxPix: and ill tell you how may tickets it'll cost
dditt571: i'm actually looking for pussy to put my boner in
BuxRoxPix: lotto tickets for sale!
BuxRoxPix: get em hot!
BuxRoxPix: ;)
BuxRoxPix: pussy, eh?
BuxRoxPix: *checks bag*
BuxRoxPix: I think I might have one here, sir, only one left!
dditt571: so who is this, where are you located, do you have a shop near me
BuxRoxPix: Wherever there is need for boners, my shop is there!
dditt571: well, i need pussy, not boners
BuxRoxPix: I told you sir, one left, very special
dditt571: is it yours
BuxRoxPix: Vermont style
dditt571: i don't like vt style
BuxRoxPix: lol
BuxRoxPix: i thought you wanted something near you
dditt571: well, where are you
BuxRoxPix: this is a wi pussy
dditt571: wisconsin
BuxRoxPix: yes sir
BuxRoxPix: corn fed, no preservatives
BuxRoxPix: all natural
dditt571: corn bread, aint nothing wrong with that
BuxRoxPix: Chris Rock's boner! get it hot!
BuxRoxPix: ON sale now
BuxRoxPix: for a limited time!
BuxRoxPix: you like em bigger and blacker?
BuxRoxPix: excellent choice
BuxRoxPix: sir
dditt571: what
BuxRoxPix: how would you like that shipped?
BuxRoxPix: bubble wrap?
dditt571: i don't, listen this is too stupid
conversation, i can feel myself gettin dumber by the moment
BuxRoxPix: brains for sale!
BuxRoxPix: get em hot!?
BuxRoxPix: no pussy then?
BuxRoxPix: too bad
BuxRoxPix: but then again it is used to only the finest quality boners

Guy With a Sense of Humor

BuxRoxPix: boners, sir? boners?
BelaGova: err,,boners?
BuxRoxPix: fresh boners for sale!
BuxRoxPix: buy one for your girlfriend?
BelaGova: She's OK?
BelaGova: But I'll have half a kilo
BuxRoxPix: excellent sir
BuxRoxPix: what kind?
BuxRoxPix: i have all kinds
BuxRoxPix: all races
BelaGova: what do you recommend?
BuxRoxPix: I would say there is some excellent 
Pakistani cock today sir
BuxRoxPix: corn fed, no preservatives
BelaGova: oooh er, I don't like the sound of 
that......
BelaGova: being old fashioned
BuxRoxPix: you like em whiter? We've got 
swedish cock
BelaGova: go further north and I might be with 
you
BuxRoxPix: Eskimo cock, sir?
BuxRoxPix: mmm mm
BuxRoxPix: cant beat it with a stick
BelaGova: that's the one.....smells of fish
BuxRoxPix: yes sir, or course, all cocks have 
been cleaned and sterilized for your protection
BelaGova: I don't want to know about other 
cocks
BuxRoxPix: I cant guarantee what other sellers 
might feature, all I can do is assure you these are 
top of the line
BuxRoxPix: premium cuts of beef, sir
BelaGova: what are top of the line>
BelaGova: ahh
BuxRoxPix: boners, sir the boners!
BelaGova: perhaps slices of liver pressed 
together\?
BuxRoxPix: only boners!!
BelaGova: by boners you mean?
BuxRoxPix: hard cocks, sir
BelaGova: Saucy, are you female?
BuxRoxPix: yes sir, please I have many kids to 
feed, they rely on my boners for nutrition!
BelaGova: seek elsewhere for your nutrition my 
friend....
BelaGova: I'm impotent
BuxRoxPix: yes! thats why you need to buy 
some hard hot cocks!
BuxRoxPix: cheap!
BelaGova: lol
BuxRoxPix: guaranteed best prices in town
BelaGova: have you asked yourself.......
BelaGova: is this anyway to earn a living
BuxRoxPix: its a 'hard' job, sir, but somebodys 
gotta do it
BelaGova: lol
BelaGova: listen, if you need bucks
BuxRoxPix: yes sir?
BelaGova: I'm the sort of annoying wanker you 
want to avoid!!
BuxRoxPix: why is that, sir?
BelaGova: because I chat for ages.....
BelaGova: but never part with my money...
BelaGova: because I haven't got any
BuxRoxPix: oh, i dont accept money
BelaGova: what;s your name
BuxRoxPix: Jeanette
BelaGova: what do you accept
BelaGova: what do you want me to do?
BuxRoxPix: got any lotto tickets, mr andy sir?
BelaGova: I don't need'em
BuxRoxPix: i accept those...
BuxRoxPix: but if you have anything of 
substance to give in trade
BuxRoxPix: i am willing to haggle with you
BelaGova: such as...?
BuxRoxPix: whatever you might have 'lying 
around'?
BuxRoxPix: lol
BelaGova: lol
BelaGova: what about some smelly socks?
BuxRoxPix: would seeing a picture of the cock 
vendor convince you to offer something better, 
sir?
BelaGova: when you say cock vendor you 
mean?
BuxRoxPix: myself
BelaGova: we don't ahve shops like that here
BuxRoxPix: where is 'here'
BelaGova: my god, what sort of pervert are 
you?
BuxRoxPix: the best sort
BelaGova: lol
BelaGova: but you're a man surely?
BuxRoxPix: no sir
BelaGova: but you're a woman for sure then
BuxRoxPix: yes
BelaGova: I got there in the end
BelaGova: why do you keep going on about 
willy's then?
BuxRoxPix: that is what I am selling, sir!
BuxRoxPix: !!!!!!!!!
BelaGova: aaaaahhhhhh............
BelaGova: I see.........
BelaGova: god, I'm so naive
BuxRoxPix: not a problem
BelaGova: lol
BuxRoxPix: we can fix that
BelaGova: lol
BelaGova: so what are you selling me exactly?
BuxRoxPix: big hard juicy cocks! are you 
interested?
BelaGova: I must admit...........
BelaGova: I'm not really
BuxRoxPix: damn you!
BuxRoxPix: so youre going to let me go 
hungry?
BelaGova: It looks like it........sorry....lol
BuxRoxPix: AAAAAAAAAAAARGH
BuxRoxPix: *throws basket of cocks to the 
ground, frustrated*
BelaGova: lol
BuxRoxPix: *weeping*
BelaGova: surely you need some kind of 
distribution system>
BuxRoxPix: *dissapears into alley*
BuxRoxPix: *pulls out revolver*
BuxRoxPix: *points at head*
BuxRoxPix: *BANG*
BelaGova: *looks at body*
BelaGova: *stelas basket of cocks*
BelaGova: steals
BuxRoxPix: FUCK YOU I WAS FAKING!!!
BelaGova: *well, she doesn't want it*
BuxRoxPix: *steals cocks back*
BuxRoxPix: I knew you wanted them
BuxRoxPix: LIAR!!!!!!!
BelaGova: lol
BelaGova: you found me out...
BelaGova: I've been hustled
BuxRoxPix: when i stole the cocks back, i also 
stole your wallet
BuxRoxPix: hahahahahahahhahahahah
BelaGova: I know....
BuxRoxPix: later sucker!

My Pal

BuxRoxPix: boners, sir? boners?
don1481: your what hurts???
BuxRoxPix: fresh boners for sale!
don1481: hahaha
BuxRoxPix: buy one for your girlfriend?
don1481: not yet
BuxRoxPix: top of the line!
BuxRoxPix: corn fed, no reservatives
don1481: hahaha
BuxRoxPix: oops preservatives
BuxRoxPix: cmon sir, buy a few, on sale 
today!!
don1481: I've no money
BuxRoxPix: i dont accept money sir
don1481: um...
BuxRoxPix: LOTTO TICKETS!!
don1481: ok...
BuxRoxPix: youll buy, then?
don1481: I think I need to shop around first
BuxRoxPix: no, we have only the best! you 
cant find any better for this price!!!
BuxRoxPix: GUARANTEED!!!!!
don1481: Guaranteed? How so?
BuxRoxPix: If you find a better cock at a better 
price, the used lotto tickets will be refunded to 
you in a swedish bank account, along with a 
BONUS cock, perfectly sized for your anus, sir
BuxRoxPix: LOL
don1481: now you're scaring me
don1481: hahaha
don1481: ism
BuxRoxPix: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH
don1481: isn't this a family show???
BuxRoxPix: oh my god, ive been fucking with 
people like that all damn day
BuxRoxPix: you wouldnt believe how funny it is