Boner Vendor
The Bitch
BuxRoxPix: boners, ma'am? boners?
BuxRoxPix: fresh boner here!
BuxRoxPix: how about a nice boner for the
pretty lady? On sale now!
crazychic822: lol what??
BuxRoxPix: clearance prices! get em hot!
crazychic822: lol
BuxRoxPix: cmon lady are you gonna buy any
boners or not?
BuxRoxPix: Ive got kids to feed
crazychic822: really asl
BuxRoxPix: they depend on my boners for
nutrition!
BuxRoxPix: 19/f/wi
BuxRoxPix: i sell boners, ma'am
crazychic822: lol
crazychic822: bye
BuxRoxPix: wait!
crazychic822: e
BuxRoxPix: how about a free sample?
crazychic822: nm u
crazychic822: no
BuxRoxPix: *throws boners to the ground,
frustrated*
BuxRoxPix: damn you!
crazychic822: fuck u
BuxRoxPix: now now, you need to buy a
boner
first to do that
BuxRoxPix: get em cheap!
crazychic822: now now shut the fuck up now
BuxRoxPix: theyre 'hard' to find, ma'am
crazychic822: bye damnit
BuxRoxPix: i saved you all that work!
Dumb Horny Guy
BuxRoxPix: boners, sir? boners?
BuxRoxPix: fresh boners for sale!
dditt571: what??
dditt571: who is this
BuxRoxPix: buy one for your girlfriend?
BuxRoxPix: best in town!
BuxRoxPix: cmon, Danny boy
BuxRoxPix: but a boner
BuxRoxPix: oops buy
BuxRoxPix: going cheap!
dditt571: LOL
BuxRoxPix: ve got children to feed!
BuxRoxPix: they depend on my boners for
nutrition!
dditt571: you do huh
BuxRoxPix: yes! hundreds!
BuxRoxPix: in a third world country
BuxRoxPix: i MUST sell boners!
dditt571: what country is that
BuxRoxPix: India, sir! Indian boners?
BuxRoxPix: How about some nice brown
Pakistani?
BuxRoxPix: I've got em all!
dditt571: nice
BuxRoxPix: top of the line!
BuxRoxPix: disease free!
BuxRoxPix: use em however you please!
BuxRoxPix: no questoins asked!
dditt571: how much
BuxRoxPix: well, i only accept lotto tickets
dditt571: lol
BuxRoxPix: you tell me what kind youre
looking for
dditt571: i don't have many of those
BuxRoxPix: and ill tell you how may tickets it'll
cost
dditt571: i'm actually looking for pussy to put my
boner in
BuxRoxPix: lotto tickets for sale!
BuxRoxPix: get em hot!
BuxRoxPix: ;)
BuxRoxPix: pussy, eh?
BuxRoxPix: *checks bag*
BuxRoxPix: I think I might have one here, sir,
only one left!
dditt571: so who is this, where are you located,
do you have a shop near me
BuxRoxPix: Wherever there is need for boners,
my shop is there!
dditt571: well, i need pussy, not boners
BuxRoxPix: I told you sir, one left, very special
dditt571: is it yours
BuxRoxPix: Vermont style
dditt571: i don't like vt style
BuxRoxPix: lol
BuxRoxPix: i thought you wanted something
near you
dditt571: well, where are you
BuxRoxPix: this is a wi pussy
dditt571: wisconsin
BuxRoxPix: yes sir
BuxRoxPix: corn fed, no preservatives
BuxRoxPix: all natural
dditt571: corn bread, aint nothing wrong with
that
BuxRoxPix: Chris Rock's boner! get it hot!
BuxRoxPix: ON sale now
BuxRoxPix: for a limited time!
BuxRoxPix: you like em bigger and blacker?
BuxRoxPix: excellent choice
BuxRoxPix: sir
dditt571: what
BuxRoxPix: how would you like that shipped?
BuxRoxPix: bubble wrap?
dditt571: i don't, listen this is too stupid
conversation, i can feel myself gettin dumber by
the moment
BuxRoxPix: brains for sale!
BuxRoxPix: get em hot!?
BuxRoxPix: no pussy then?
BuxRoxPix: too bad
BuxRoxPix: but then again it is used to only the
finest quality boners
Guy With a Sense of Humor
BuxRoxPix: boners, sir? boners? BelaGova: err,,boners? BuxRoxPix: fresh boners for sale! BuxRoxPix: buy one for your girlfriend? BelaGova: She's OK? BelaGova: But I'll have half a kilo BuxRoxPix: excellent sir BuxRoxPix: what kind? BuxRoxPix: i have all kinds BuxRoxPix: all races BelaGova: what do you recommend? BuxRoxPix: I would say there is some excellent Pakistani cock today sir BuxRoxPix: corn fed, no preservatives BelaGova: oooh er, I don't like the sound of that...... BelaGova: being old fashioned BuxRoxPix: you like em whiter? We've got swedish cock BelaGova: go further north and I might be with you BuxRoxPix: Eskimo cock, sir? BuxRoxPix: mmm mm BuxRoxPix: cant beat it with a stick BelaGova: that's the one.....smells of fish BuxRoxPix: yes sir, or course, all cocks have been cleaned and sterilized for your protection BelaGova: I don't want to know about other cocks BuxRoxPix: I cant guarantee what other sellers might feature, all I can do is assure you these are top of the line BuxRoxPix: premium cuts of beef, sir BelaGova: what are top of the line> BelaGova: ahh BuxRoxPix: boners, sir the boners! BelaGova: perhaps slices of liver pressed together\? BuxRoxPix: only boners!! BelaGova: by boners you mean? BuxRoxPix: hard cocks, sir BelaGova: Saucy, are you female? BuxRoxPix: yes sir, please I have many kids to feed, they rely on my boners for nutrition! BelaGova: seek elsewhere for your nutrition my friend.... BelaGova: I'm impotent BuxRoxPix: yes! thats why you need to buy some hard hot cocks! BuxRoxPix: cheap! BelaGova: lol BuxRoxPix: guaranteed best prices in town BelaGova: have you asked yourself....... BelaGova: is this anyway to earn a living BuxRoxPix: its a 'hard' job, sir, but somebodys gotta do it BelaGova: lol BelaGova: listen, if you need bucks BuxRoxPix: yes sir? BelaGova: I'm the sort of annoying wanker you want to avoid!! BuxRoxPix: why is that, sir? BelaGova: because I chat for ages..... BelaGova: but never part with my money... BelaGova: because I haven't got any BuxRoxPix: oh, i dont accept money BelaGova: what;s your name BuxRoxPix: Jeanette BelaGova: what do you accept BelaGova: what do you want me to do? BuxRoxPix: got any lotto tickets, mr andy sir? BelaGova: I don't need'em BuxRoxPix: i accept those... BuxRoxPix: but if you have anything of substance to give in trade BuxRoxPix: i am willing to haggle with you BelaGova: such as...? BuxRoxPix: whatever you might have 'lying around'? BuxRoxPix: lol BelaGova: lol BelaGova: what about some smelly socks? BuxRoxPix: would seeing a picture of the cock vendor convince you to offer something better, sir? BelaGova: when you say cock vendor you mean? BuxRoxPix: myself BelaGova: we don't ahve shops like that here BuxRoxPix: where is 'here' BelaGova: my god, what sort of pervert are you? BuxRoxPix: the best sort BelaGova: lol BelaGova: but you're a man surely? BuxRoxPix: no sir BelaGova: but you're a woman for sure then BuxRoxPix: yes BelaGova: I got there in the end BelaGova: why do you keep going on about willy's then? BuxRoxPix: that is what I am selling, sir! BuxRoxPix: !!!!!!!!! BelaGova: aaaaahhhhhh............ BelaGova: I see......... BelaGova: god, I'm so naive BuxRoxPix: not a problem BelaGova: lol BuxRoxPix: we can fix that BelaGova: lol BelaGova: so what are you selling me exactly? BuxRoxPix: big hard juicy cocks! are you interested? BelaGova: I must admit........... BelaGova: I'm not really BuxRoxPix: damn you! BuxRoxPix: so youre going to let me go hungry? BelaGova: It looks like it........sorry....lol BuxRoxPix: AAAAAAAAAAAARGH BuxRoxPix: *throws basket of cocks to the ground, frustrated* BelaGova: lol BuxRoxPix: *weeping* BelaGova: surely you need some kind of distribution system> BuxRoxPix: *dissapears into alley* BuxRoxPix: *pulls out revolver* BuxRoxPix: *points at head* BuxRoxPix: *BANG* BelaGova: *looks at body* BelaGova: *stelas basket of cocks* BelaGova: steals BuxRoxPix: FUCK YOU I WAS FAKING!!! BelaGova: *well, she doesn't want it* BuxRoxPix: *steals cocks back* BuxRoxPix: I knew you wanted them BuxRoxPix: LIAR!!!!!!! BelaGova: lol BelaGova: you found me out... BelaGova: I've been hustled BuxRoxPix: when i stole the cocks back, i also stole your wallet BuxRoxPix: hahahahahahahhahahahah BelaGova: I know.... BuxRoxPix: later sucker!
My Pal
BuxRoxPix: boners, sir? boners? don1481: your what hurts??? BuxRoxPix: fresh boners for sale! don1481: hahaha BuxRoxPix: buy one for your girlfriend? don1481: not yet BuxRoxPix: top of the line! BuxRoxPix: corn fed, no reservatives don1481: hahaha BuxRoxPix: oops preservatives BuxRoxPix: cmon sir, buy a few, on sale today!! don1481: I've no money BuxRoxPix: i dont accept money sir don1481: um... BuxRoxPix: LOTTO TICKETS!! don1481: ok... BuxRoxPix: youll buy, then? don1481: I think I need to shop around first BuxRoxPix: no, we have only the best! you cant find any better for this price!!! BuxRoxPix: GUARANTEED!!!!! don1481: Guaranteed? How so? BuxRoxPix: If you find a better cock at a better price, the used lotto tickets will be refunded to you in a swedish bank account, along with a BONUS cock, perfectly sized for your anus, sir BuxRoxPix: LOL don1481: now you're scaring me don1481: hahaha don1481: ism BuxRoxPix: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH don1481: isn't this a family show??? BuxRoxPix: oh my god, ive been fucking with people like that all damn day BuxRoxPix: you wouldnt believe how funny it is