Hello once again from all of us at The Stall, the only news letter around that openly attacks minorities such as faggots & commies.... Come to think of it, we also attack majorities such as commie-faggots, Nazi-socialists, liberals, Clintonites, treehuggers, and, pretty much 90% of the human population in general, (don’t worry folks most of’em are in the Chinese military anyway) Before we get any deeper into this public-relations nightmare, I feel it is necessary to print a disclaimer. All of you Offspring fans should recognise this...“Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the disclaimer, that’s right, the disclaimer. This American-apple-pie institution no-mess parental discretion will cleans any sense of innuendo or sarcasm from the lyrics which might actually make you think, and also insult your intelligence at the same time. So, protect your family, this album contains explicit depictions of things which are real. These real things are commonly known as life. So, if it sounds sarcastic, don’t take it seriously, if it sounds dangerous, do not try this at home or at all, and if this offends you, just, don’t, listen to it!” ( yes I got it from the offspring... sue me!... I just hope they don’t) Our first article is about... Just read it and find out...

 

        Y2-GAY

As this so-called “Y2K crisis” approaches I feel it necessary to give you my thoughts on the matter. I think “Y2K” is an absolute farce. I think the real problem associated with the year 2000 is not what our computers will do, but what we as people will do. I’m sure some of you know how dangerous stampeding cattle can be (the rest of you can guess) Stampeding people, which are slightly more intelligent, are far more dangerous. (Jesus called us sheep) I bet you’re insulted at my comparing cattle to one of the dumbest domesticated animals on Earth... Now that I’m sure you’re really insulted, swallow your <shampooing> pride and listen..We as people are little more than domesticated animals ourselves. In the past people took care of things for themselves, they didn’t expect, or want anything from anybody else. “What a cold, hard world.”... you’ve said it, I’ve said it, but the fact is that the world always has been and will most likely be that way. Our world is changing however, we’ve been trained to be dependant upon the Federal teat. We no longer base our actions upon what is right or wrong but on what the government will let us get away with. We as a society are orderly and peaceful, but only as long as there is the large, strong hand of the government to keep us that way. People used to take care of themselves because they saw God as that “large, strong hand”. But in our society God is officially dead, and has been conveniently replaced by our beloved Big Brother, also known as Uncle Sam (if that isn’t inbreeding I don’t know what is). Lets review what we’ve learned so far...

 

#1We are sheeple.

 

#2 We have been trained to act responsibly only when forced to do so. (Which isn’t very responsible at all)

 

#3 The only thing between us and total chaos is the strong arm of our incestuous relative, Uncle Sam.

 

Now, lets examine some things that surround “Y2K”. The Government has told us that problems associated with “Y2K” will be only slight inconveniences. However there are many rumors and many more reports over the Internet telling of national guard units being trained for “urban combat”. This leads people to believe that the Government doesn’t believe it’s own words. Thus leaving us with the feeling that “Y2K” will cause major problems. I have heard two significant things on the news lately, #1 because of the trouble going on in Chechnia many international leaders, including Bill Clinton, have signed an agreement stating that whenever a severe disturbance occurs in a nation, it will fall under U.N. authority.

#2 Near January 1st solar flairs are expected to disrupt communications in certain parts of the world which include the U.S.A.

So when January 1st comes around and our phones and various other electronics don’t work (because of the solar flairs) Many  will think that “Y2K” has disabled our Nation. People will no longer feel the presence of the government to keep order, and, like a dog that slips off his collar, begin to cause problems.. It only takes a few people to start a riot... it’s kinda like shouting “It’s a Bomb!” in a crowded movie theater. Do you remember the L.A. riots? Imagine that all over our Country. Something like that would be considered “severe” by the U.N. The U.N. would send in “peace keeping troops”, these are soldiers who wear blue helmets, carry machine guns, and drive around in army tanks... I mean, what else could a peace keeper possibly be? They certainly sound like peaceful folks to me!

Armed international “peace keepers” inside our borders mean everybody else in the world except us has control over what goes on in our Country. It means no more constitution. It means China (yes China is part of the U.N. too) will have a say over us and our land, and if you don’t like it, the U.N. will label you a “rebel” or a “terrorist” and execute you without a trial or even a hearing. (Bye bye national sovernty)

The United States of America isn’t the most popular Nation on Earth. We are hated for many reasons; in Iraq we encouraged many arabs to rebel against “So-damned-insain” and when they needed our help the most, our Government left them high and dry. Many other countries hate us because we poke our noses in their business and tell them what to do in their own countries, and many others hate us because we’re a wealthy nation and they’re not. Most of these nations are fellow members of the U.N. No matter the reason, there are hundreds of millions of people who would love to see the U.S.A. burnt to the ground. There is real danger in the world for our Country.

We’re not invincible, just because God has helped us in the past doesn’t mean that he’ll pull our fat out of the fire again. Especially when taking into account the wicked nature of our society. (in Gods’ eyes we probably deserve it) I sincerely hope that the danger I see is just my imagination, painting the devil on the wall. I want my children to grow up in a beautiful country like I did. But I refuse to put my head in the sand and hope that my worries will go away, even if it means looking like a fool every once in a while.

                 - Chicken Little

 

    

 

        STALL SUPPORT:

I am responding to last months (Nov) issue, the article called The Honey Mooners. I loved it (I agree on three issues In this article, and here they are) simple, complete, and to my point. It talked about the Senior Class having suggestions for our Senior Trip. But every suggestion was shot down! They must have had the senior trip planned out for us. That’s what it seemed like. The teacher just had us raise our hands to make us think our suggestions were taken into consideration. Like we really did make the choice. Why didn’t the school just tell us we could have our trip within a forty mile radius of Los Angelos, California.  That is what it came down to, right?!  But no, they said, “ where would you like to go on your Senior trip?” Seniors like us have open minds and can just imagine ourselves sunbathing by the waves of Hawaii or throwing popcorn at the thIrd rematch of Lenix Lewis vs. Evander Hollyfield fight.  Dont ask us a question and expect us to say, “Oh the same place as the last 5 years.” Yeah right, they should tell us our boudaries first, then we’ll suggest.  Instead of stomping on our ideas, just to prepare you Juniors and other younger classes.  Your Senior trip is already planned so don’t waste your breath on your ideas.  Through all this I am truly thankful that we do have a Senior Trip.  Some schools don’t even get a Senior Trip. 

Also another thing that gets me about this article.  The Honey Mooners, what a wonderful title.  Wouldn’t it be nice to have your second Honey  Moon absolutely free!  And they called it chaperoning.  I have no problem with chaperones, but not their spouses with them on a school trip.  Come on now.  Where are our ethics?!  That’s an obvious Honey Moon.  I am not paying for a romantic Honey Moon!  “Hung tung mi fow long” (Sub-Title: Hell NO!)  The only people who can go on the Senior trip who can go on the trip are the Seniors who are graduatIng. (Besides the chaperones) That is not right.  Seriously, let’s tink about this now.   We are a class, we have fun together, we grow together, we remember eachother.Our last time together and we now have strict rules.  No, No, How could they do that?  Especially when we all raise the money together to go on the Senior Trip.  I could understand if the trip was paid for by the school, but it is not.  So therefore they should not be able to do this.  The more I think about this the more I am enraged.  I am and will be going on our Senior Trip.  But I am upset about some of my classmates that will not be able to go on it.  In the past years I have also seen it happen, and it is sad.  I am now signing out.  If you have anything to say towards this, lets have it out!!!

Until then, The Unknown Senior_                                                                student of 00.

 

FORUM:

JERKS, WHO ARE THEY?

Jerks are rude, inconsiderate, immature people with out an ounce of respect. Can I ask “what is the point?” I admit, I am not the nicest person on earth and yes, I have at times made fun of people. But most of the time I’m a really nice guy. I know a few people in our school that I described above. They are <shampooing> jerks. I have been personally been made fun of by these people and countless times seen them doing it to others. I hope these people read this and you know who you are. Who are they, that’s the question. They are little kids, that’s who. Kids 3rd- 8th grade are more likely to make fun of others than any other time in their life. It is a proven fact! Wow what a slap in the face for some of us. I hope you realize that if your still making fun of people often in high school then you have the mental maturity of a 3rd-8th grader. HA, HA, what’s really funny most of the time when I hear these people making fun of others is they don’t even make sense. Why do they do it? It seems like they do it to fit in or to get an old friendship that never existed,( making fun of Monica to befriend Bill Clinton) Grow up high schoolers, don’t play little kid games. We are approaching adulthood. Check yourself. These jerks could at least talk <shampoo> about others to their faces, not behind their backs. Most people do not even know that they are being made fun of because they’re not there or listening! A lot of people never say anything back to them. But I will and I hope you wIll defend yourselves and others who have no Idea that they are beIng made fun of. For you who are makIng fun of other people: read this a few times and maybe it’ll get through to you that being a jerk isn’t cool. Every one has an opinion towards others, bad or good. But most of us are mature enough to keep our thoughts and opinions inside. So ***** out you <shampooers>, and grow up a little.- A_non_Amos

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