Bad Kitty!  Bad Kitty!

Welcome to the Bad Kitty - the place to make you laugh, allow you to vent, and honor you for having stress.

Here I am - the original bad kitty!

Who is the bad kitty?  The bad kitty is Rooty!  He eats dog food, which enables him to be the fattest cat in all the land.  He currently tips the scales at over 20 (yup - TWENTY!!!) pounds.  However, the harsh dog food has led him to have the cleanest and brightest of all teeth.

Lazy Rooty!  Lazy Kitty!  Bad Kitty!

Bad Kitty Fortune of the Day

This fortune reading is for Shel...

Think of the Bad Kitty.  He is a bad kitty, but he will make you chuckle.  The bad kitty says, "Say "Bad Kitty" three times on your way to work, and you shall have a miraculous day." 

Bad Kitty Spanish Word for the Day

(This section is in honor of Lola, who helped me find my llaves...)

LLAVES = Keys.

These are things that people forget in the Barnes & Noble bathroom.  You do not deserve a tiara if you forget your keys in the B&N bathroom.  You must thank the Cats of Egypt that some kind soul returned them to the uppity B&N employee.  Thank you, kittenz.

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