| Pybob and Savidge were playing a game, 'Who Can Brutally Murder The Most People'
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| Stabbing Matthew up the nose with a pen didn't work ... there was no resistance and the pen was lost forever. |
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They tried locking Adam in a cupboard to suffocate him. This failed as the cupboard contained a picture of Teresa May and Adam refused to leave until he'd finished !! |
| Pybob called Savidge a cunt. Savidge became insulted and began to fight and was winning until Pybob clubbed him in the face with a victim's decapitated head. |
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Upon seeing this bloodshed and as they were being naughty in his sight, Thonoir rose from Hell and claimed their souls as well as his pension and his electricity stamps from the Post Office. Being evil, he refused to pay his TV license. |
| Drawing inspiration from an issue of 'Razzle' and 'The Elephant Man', Thonoir formed the spawn of Hell from Savidge's first victim and unleashed it on the world. |
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After seeing this from across the street, Caz became totally engrossed and overly impressed and seriously jizzed himself to death, setting off a jizzing chain reaction that destroyed the world, the universe and everything that exists elsewhere. Including underwear. And polar bears. And belly button fluff. So there. |
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