"I'm the cookie man, and this is my sidekick sprinkles! (points to JC)" --Justin
Jamie's comment: MY FAVORITE!!!! it's so cute
Cody's comment: Yummy. Innuendo.
Thanks to Jamie.
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"You gotta take your spankings no matter what you do." --JC
Cody's comment: They don't call him "SuperFreak" for
nothing. Oh, wait, they don't call him "SuperFreak" at
all...but they should, damnit.
Thanks to Jamie.
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"I wanna drown in your love, lead me to your water" --Lyric from "I Just Wanna Be With You"
Cody's comment: That's my favorite line. I'll be his
metawhore.
Thanks to Jamie.
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"I have like this sparkly blue gel pen and I love it. It's my favorite. It's gonna break my heart when it runs out of ink." --Justin
Cody's comment: This doesn't prove that he's gay, it
just proves that he's a loser.
Thanks to Jamie.
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"See they're pickin' on me now, but who do you think they ask for a ride later?" --Justin
Cody's comment: I'd like a ride. Does the line start
here?
Thanks to Jamie.
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"Hey, I'm bigger than you!" --Justin
Jamie's comment: Hmm, just hmmmm...*dirty mind, Angel,
dirty mind* LoL
Cody's comment: Size isn't everything, but it's
something.
Thanks to Jamie.
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"We were all standing butt naked, I was in nothing but shirt and boxers." --Justin
Jamie's comment:Yay!
Cody's comment: Woo hoo! Justin in a shirt and boxers,
that sounds nice. But you know what I think he'd look
really good in? Me. Lmao, sorry, that was dirty.
Thanks to Jamie.
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"I think they'd probably eat me... ...cuz I'm high in protein!" --Justin
Cody's comment: Hmm, delicious and nutritious...my
kind of man.
Thanks to Jamie.
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"I don't think of myself as 'hot'" --Justin
Jamie's comment: I do!!
Cody's comment: Great. Justin's conceited *and* a
liar.
Thanks to Jamie.
"This is why we're all in therapy" --JC
Cody: If only he was joking.
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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"S isn't for 'Superman', it's for 'Shut up'" --Justin
Cody: I love the voice he does this in. Because I'm a
sick, twisted fuck.
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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"You ain't Lance." --Chris
Cody: That's what they say instead of "I love you."
...means basically the same thing.
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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"Joey is dirty in more ways than one" --Justin
Cody: It's funny because it's true.
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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"These pants are so tight it feels like I'm having sex
with myself" --Justin
Cody: He says stuff like that on purpose, just to fuck
with our heads. It works.
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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"Yay! Yay! Yay! I'm gonna pee my pants" --Joey
Cody: Gotta love Chunky J.
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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"For the girl who eats everything, I bring you fudge,
cookies and stuff" --JC
Cody: JC is a LYRICAL GENIUS.
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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"Don't write that please! I suck, I thought they were
dead!" --Joey
Cody: Ah, Joey. Poor, simple Joey.
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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"Don't get your panties in a wad, there's enough
Justin for everybody." --Justin
Cody: Proof I Need Professional Help: Justin refers to
himself in the 3rd person, and I still want a peice.
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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"I like to get all sweaty and wild on stage" --JC
Cody: I know I'm not the only one who mentally
replaced "on stage" with "in bed".
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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"Oh yeah, ya like that don't ya?" --Justin
Cody: Ooh, I love it when you talk dirty, Justy. Ask
me who my daddy is!
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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"He's a Mississippi albino...they're very rare."
--Chris
Cody: Not rare enough.
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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"I don't have a superman tattoo on my butt, I swear!"
--Joey
Cody: I don't know about you, but I'm just gonna take
his word for it.
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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"There've been times when we wanted to kick Lance
out." --Chris
"Probably several times. " --Lance
Cody: I can relate to that. There have been several
times I've wanted to kick Lance out, too. Like right
now, for instance. And, hey, as long as he's going, he
might as well take Chunky J and the Leprechaun with
him.
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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"He (JC) broke my favorite lava lamp and got goop all
over my floor!" --Chris
Cody: I'm going to pretend JC did it on purpose.
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"He (Busta) has to sleep in a cage because of that
meanie Justin Timberlake." --Chris
Cody: I would've made Chris sleep in a cage. But, yay,
Justin, ten Cool Points for being mean to the
Leprechaun!
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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"We're single and ready to mingle" --Justin
Cody: Justin's secretly cool, he just hides it really,
really, *really* well.
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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"'Titanic 2: The Iceberg's View' is gonna be an
iceberg for about 2 1/2 hours then BOOM a ship and
it's over...and maybe a couple of crying penguins"
--Chris
Cody: This cracks me up, even though I pretend Justin
said it.
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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"This isn't 'Sex in the City'!" --Justin
Cody: I actually watched 'Sex in the City' after
hearing him say that. My sister was thrilled, she
loves that show. It was like soft-core porn meets 'The
View'. Uh, not that I've ever watched 'The
View'...Damn.
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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"I'm the greatest!!" --Justin
Cody: That's what he calls out in bed.
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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"Every time I see myself naked, I get so freaked out
that I do a little dance" --JC
Cody: If I saw JC naked, I'd do a dance, too.
Preferably, the horizontal lambada.
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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"There's no 'I' in *NSYNC" --JC
Cody: Why am I laughing?
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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"The thing that makes me mad, is when they just call
up, and you answer the phone and they go "Who is
this?" I'm like: Look woman, if you don't know who
you're calling, hang up and try the number again!"
--Justin
Cody: I would've just said, "Eat A Dick, Lady!" and
hung up.
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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"Yo mama!" --Justin
Cody: That ain't my lama, that's just Yo Mama!
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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"I got what you need, baby!" --JC
Cody: Anyone who's seen those red pants in the MSG
video isn't gonna argue with that.
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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"What we're saying is JC's a klepto " --Justin
Cody: He is a thief, he stole my heart! Just kidding!
LMAO. Sorry, I got a soft spot for cheezmo jokes.
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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"It's quite safe sex, actually..." --Justin (about
'Digital Get Down')
Cody: Justin said, "sex"!
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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"I am ashamed to say, I do collect beanie
babies."--Lance
Cody: Why is he ashamed? Just because he's a 22
year-old man who collects beanie babies, that's no
reason to be ashamed. Oh, wait, yhea, it is.
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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"I just like the letters, P-M-S... " --Lance
Cody: Lance gets his period.
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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"I can't bear looking in the mirror."--Lance
Cody: Can you blame him?
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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"Yes, I love being in love - and if you don't love it,
then you're not in love!"--JC
Cody: Oh, god, it's like he's reading my soul!!!
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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"Ouch! I just stubbed my foot, I mean toe."--JC
Cody: He's the "Smart One".
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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"Decoupage? What's that...learn me!" --JC
Cody: That 'Rosie' appearance...I thought he'd burst
into flames at any second.
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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"The other guys got B12 injections in their butts, but
I refused. The needle was as thick as a matchstick."
--JC
Cody: JC prefers hot meat injections.
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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"I got this thing, check this out."--JC
Cody: Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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"It's hard to swallow" --JC
Cody: I'll do my best.
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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"Well, I have to shower, and while I'm in there I
sing. It's like a full concert right there." --JC
Cody: Who else zoned out picturing JC in the shower?
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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"An interviewer asked me if I thought of myself as
sexy. Actually, I don't give it much thought. Really,
I don't." --JC
Cody: Well, we give it more than enough thought for
him. Besides which, he's lying.
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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"We want people to look at us and go: Dang, did you
see that?" --JC
Cody: Just keep wearing those tight pants, and that's
exactly what we'll say.
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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"This rig goes where you don't want to know."--JC
Cody: Oh, I want to know. Tell me. A diagram would
help. Or pictures. A slide show. Work with me, here.
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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"WOW! My groin hurts." --JC
Cody: Let me kiss it, make it better.
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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"Lance broke the car...Keep it on the down low."--JC
Cody: You can trust me. I still haven't told anyone
that he's really a woman.
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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"Joey...He's our...HAHAHAHA!" --JC
Cody: Strange how trying to describe Joey usually
leads to hysterical laughter.
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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"He just wants you to run your fingers through his
hair" --JC (about Justin)
Cody: I'm all for it. Tell him to unzip so I can get a
hand down in there.
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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"We call Joey 'Dancer Face'." --Lance
Cody: Dancer Face and Dog Face. How cute.
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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"Lance is a good dancer, he’ll show you." --Joey
Cody: Joey drinks. A lot.
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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"They call me "Coffee" cause I grind so good!"
--Justin
Cody: I call him "Cambell's" cause he is mmm-mmm,
good!
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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"We have two rules: #1- Justin is always right. #2- If
Justin is ever wrong, go back to rule #1." --Justin
Cody: He just thought that up right now.
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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"This side gets a pair of JC's underwear." --Justin
Cody: Justin just can't stop talking about JC's
underwear. It's an obsession.
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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"You’re gonna answer the question and you’re gonna
like it." --Justin
Cody: Now we know who's the Master and who's the Slave
during JC and Justin's "S&M Playtime".
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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"It’s number one, second to none, hamburger bun."
--Justin
Cody: I have no idea what this means. But I laugh.
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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"Gonna impress you and undress you." --Justin
Cody: Yes, please.
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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"That’s my...never mind...I’m a dork, man." --Justin
Cody: He was flexing his pecs when he said this. Good
God. I wish he'd finish his god damn sentence, though.
He always does that. Starts a sentence and then, you
know...Anyway.
Thanks to Princess Jilly.
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