Joke Archive
1) What's the difference between a sorority girl and a telephone booth?
You need a quarter to use a telephone booth.
2) What's another difference between them?
Only two people can fit in a telephone booth at the same time.
3) How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ten. One to change the lightbulb, the other nine to make the T-shirts.
4) How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
Fifty. One to change the lightbulb, the rest to sing, cheer, and clap.
Frat Joke
As related by New York Times writer Lawrence Van Gelder in his "On the Job" column: A police officer was assigned to stake out the parking lot of a rowdy bar and watch for possible violations of drunk-driving laws. Watching from his car, the cop saw a fraternity member stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, then try to open the doors of a dozen cars before finding his own car and collapsing in the front seat, where he remained immobile. And where he continued to remain immobile as the evening progressed and others left the bar, started up their cars, and drove away. Finally, with the parking lot all but empty, the frat guy pulled himself to an upright position, started the car, and attempted to pull out of the lot. Immediately the cop pounced, pulled the motorist from the car, and administered an on-the-spot Breathalyzer test. The result: 0.0% blood alcohol content. How could that be, the cop asked asked the motorist. "Simple," the driver said. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
Frat Joke
On the top of a tall building in a large city, there was a bar. In this bar, a group of fraternity men were drinking heavily. One of the frat members asked the bartender for a tequila shot, then walked out to the balcony and jumped. Minutes later, he would appear in the elevator and repeat the whole process. This one guy watched this happen a number of times until curiosity got the better of him. Finally, he went up to the frat guy and asked, "Hey, you keep drinking, then jumping off the balcony. And yet, minutes later, you're back again. How do you do it?" "Well, the shot of tequila provides buoyancy such that when I get near the ground, I slow down and land gently. It's lots of fun. You should try it." The guy, who was also quite pissed out of his gourd, thought to himself, Hey, why not?' So he goes to the bar, drinks a shot of tequila, then walks out to the balcony, jumps off, and whooooooooooooo, splat. The bartender looks over at the first guy and says, "Superman, you're an asshole when you're drunk."
This just goes to show that celebrity members of Greek fraternities are no better than the rest of the stinkin' members.