Short Explination

teehee. This is cute, but I don't remember writing it.

Don't put the cat in the dryer,
And pick up all my toys,
Never stay up late,
And never flirt with boys.

But mommy doesn't know,
I always bite my toes,
Never am polite,
And sometimes pick my nose.

Sometimes the cat jumps in the dryer,
And turns into "afro-cat",
I always stay up late,
And boys...wel it's a little late for that.

So now I've scared mommy with this verse,
She'll lock me up tight, but I have to say
Even with my door bolted shurt,
I love her anyway!

7/15/98