Jonathan Radke's Fantastic Mind - Shampoo Too

I go poo,
and shampoo too,
in the shower I do,
I shampoo too.

the water's not blue,
because of the poo.
I have a friend that's a jew,
but he has no clue.
my girlfriend's name is Sue,
and she's made a voodoo.
I love to drink yoohoo,
with a big kangaroo.
my clock goes cuckoo,
because it can't say foo.
Yogi's friend was named booboo,
and he loved to drink down Yogi's goo.
the kwik-e-mart belongs to Apu,
and he's gone a long way without saying "doogaloo."
bare necessities is sung by Baloo,
but he can't sing when he's eating glue.

I go poo,
and I shampoo too,
in the shower I do,
I shampoo too.

my friend's all call me a foo,
when I throw up in the zoo.
I am me and you are you,
but all you can say is achoo..ACHOO!
a feather in the wind it blew,
but it came down when you said "gabadoo!"
Flintstone says "yabadabadoo,"
but every time he says it, pebbles goes poopoo.
another way to write cool is "coo,"
but if you write that, it means you're a foo.
In the winter you get the flu,
but it can be avoided if you eat some glue.
I have diabetes and asthma too,
but that's not all I have...just ask my mom, Sue.
I have 1 or 2 muscles, or even a few,
and when I go out, I say "falafoo."

I go poo,
and I shampoo too,
in the shower I do,
I shampoo too...
I SHAMPOO TOO!

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