I felt like taking a dump
I felt real bad
I felt something in my...
It seemed real sad
It was that little man that lives inside of me
It seemed real
I don't know
It seemed real
I don't know
It seemed real
I don't know
It seemed real.. Sad
The person in my bowel
That little man that lives inside me
Hissing, scratching to get out of me
I don't wanna make a mmmmph
I want to take a..
I want to.. OUT! ..OUT!
I want him out
Get him out of me
He is so ...upset

I had a spider on my little foot
I thought of my little, yeah, you know
Well I thought of it squirting something out of it's back
I saw it spurting something out of it's crack
Oh, It smells dirty
It's smelling
Smelling so bad
Yeah
Yeah, Yeah it's a smelly web in your pit
Yeah, Yeah it's a smelly web in your pit
My little, you know, it wants some
action
My thing is begging for your..
satisfaction
Spin a web, spin a fleshy thing
I want to give you something that you've never had
Never had
Yeah fleshy web in your pit
Baby yeah
A Fleshy web
A Fleshy web in

Okay, I've seen two girls in my life time
You must be the best that I've ever seen
Oh Yeah
I like your panty line
I like your hose top
Yeah, Your melancholy girl hole
Yeah, Sad doe -eyed beaver- looking at me
You're far better than the other person I've seen
Your melancholy, never sorry
Your melancholy girl hole
Your something I have dreamed of
Yeah, something I've dreamed over
Yeah melancholy
Melancholy girl hole
Yeah melancholy
Melancholy girl hole

My hee hee...
Love is simple
I don't know much
My love is simple, babe
I hope you know
Oh my love is simple
I can't help my lacking, love is simple
All I've got is a little thing called... My Unit
Is simple
It can glisten
But not much
My love, My love is simple
Oh, Love me
I have a unit and I have a navel
And a couple of little nipples and things
And a slippery little nose...Big nose
My love is simple you
I hope you like that
'cos my love is simple
Bah..
Simple love

Our ladies are bitches
'Cos they are not there
We don't got none to choose from
Our ladies are bitches
'Cos they are not there
We don't got none to choose from
Our ladies are bitches
'Cos they are not there
They give us nothing to choose
Any lady that doesn't love us.. Is nothing
LADIES
BITCHES
LADIES, OH BITCHES
OH LADIES
OH BITCHES
OH LADIES
OH BITCHES
Yeah, HUH
Happy? HUH?

Slick lip

You look like you had some problems earlier on
Holey, hairy crater pylons
You hairy crater
You hairy crater
I wondered if any girls liked you then
You hairy crater
Bob Whittaker
Hairy crater
Bob Whittaker
Hairy crater
Well I don't know if i'd go outside like that
How did you do it?
I can't see how you did
Or live like that
Seeing your face now
It looks like a blowfish
Divots in a golf course
Face
Bob Whittaker, crater head
Hairy crater growning
Growning
I don't understand
Oh the ladies all love you
This is bad talk, it's in bad taste
Bob Whittaker

I wanna have something to eat
I want it right now
Give it to me baby
Give it to me on my ???
I want a hot lunc
Hot lung, now

SPARSE TITS

Sparse tits

"Ed developed a theory that there should be just one vulgar word
that people can use for all the various bodily functions.  He made up
the word "thorp" for this purpose..."
                                                       -Seighton

Roll it...
I wanna go to the toilet
I wanna take a big thorp thorp thorp
I wanna go to the bathroom
And thorp on it

I wanna meet a girl
I wanna thorp thorp thorp her world
I wanna meet a big girl and thorp her, yeah

I gotta lotta gas in me
I wanna thorp it out
I gotta lotta beans in me
I wanna thorp thorp thorp it out

Thorp

-It sucks

-Yeah but do you know what sucks even worse?
-What?
-Your band!

Yaaa!
Your band sucks
Oooh
Your band sucks
Your band sucks
Hey I'm in a band

Wow
Hey
I'm in a band
Wow
Your band sucks
Your band sucks

-You can have me at any mucus membrane you want

My cock is the coin to the baby machine
My cock is the coin to the baby machine
And I've got some
Puppy waiting for you
My cock, my cock
Refund my money baby refund it out
My cock is the coin to the baby machine
My cock wants to pry, pry, pry
Yeah My cock is the coin to the baby machine
Loving you for everything you're worth
You're fat and insecure

My cock is the coin to the baby machine
I want something
You will see when you have a baby
Love me now
I want it so bad, bad, bad
Baby... baby...

-Ow! Ow! I can't get my high-pitched voice..

-Because I'm a...

Stock boy music hero
Stock boy super hero
Stock boy super hero
I can lift more than you
I can lift more than you
I can lift more than you
Couse I'm a stock boy super hero

Stock boy super hero
Stock boy music hero
I'm a stock boy
Stock boy
Super Hero

THE LADIES LOVE ME

The ladies love me
Oh they do
Ladies love me
Yeah they do
Oh sweet lady
Why do you love me
I know you love me
Yeah you do
You're a lady
You have to love me
You're a lady
You love me so

Ladies love me
Yeah they do
Ladies love me
Oh God they do
Love me
Do Ladies love me?
I don't know why you do
Yeah you do

I'm neat
I'm lord

Love me

Patty has a problem, I dunno what it is
Patty has a problem, maybe she doesn't like me
Patty has a problem, maybe she doesn't love me
I dunno what it is about me, I dunno what it is about me

Yeah

Patty has a problem, and I dunno what it is
She seems quite sane to me
But I don't know why she doesn't like me
Maybe it's my small penis, maybe it's my small chest

I'm a guy
I want a girl
Ready for ?????

I'm

You lost it and I'm cryin
You lost it and I'm crying, babe
You lost your mind and I can't feel without..
You said I'm bad
But I'm not really..
I'm really odd
God, if you think about it
if you think about it
if you think about it
if you think about it, oh yeah

You lost it I'm crying
You lost it and I'm crying babe
If you want me to have your little
Little..??
You better
You better

You lost it and I'm crying, babe
You lost it and I'm crying
You ???? to hell
I can't help me
Your mind is gone
But I still kind of like you
I might be your friend
You are so stupid!

I can't mphpmhh
Mhpphmmpmh
You lost it
Im crying
You're lost in a world
Another world
Another
World