you're welcome to it,
so grab a beer outta muh fridge,

and here's muh introduction.. ya heard me?

Satan began to read a webpage.. and as he was reading the webpage,
he noticed the letters, and how very dark the edges of them were..
and as he noticed the darkness in the letters, he became fascinated with
everything he read...and as he became fascinated with everything he read,
he imagined a deep, calm, dark voice.. and as he imagined the deep,cold,
dark voice...
he felt insecure as if he was walking through the cemetary
at night, or as if he was
walking through the Bronx at night.. and as he
began to feel insecure, he began
to feel very scared, his heart began to pound,
and he began to read
faster and faster.. and as he read faster and faster...
he noticed his chest as it
would rise and fall as he breathed heavily..
and as he noticed these things,
he began to become interested in
everything he read on this webpage..
so as he became interested in
the webpage, he wanted to know
who would make such a webpage...
because this person's soul had
something within it, that his didn't..
he longed to fill this void within
his soul and mind.. so he read on..