Hey give 'em a lighter/Hey dog, tell 'em who you are real quick (Layzie Bone) You know what I'm sayin' Mo' Thug (in here with Twiztid gettin' twisted) Hittin' the light side man, we got the fuckin' bong and lets' hit it (than a motherfucker) ya know (and that side, hit that bong) Alright look, you goin' first dog? With Lil' Lay hey! Fuck they' ass!
-Layzie Bone-
Smokin' hydro feelin' fine, slow/ Sippin' on wine, wine, yeah ghetto wine/ Hydro, yeah should've been told ya livin' proof soldiers; Wino's/ so come on light that spliff dog and there better be that hydro
-Monoxide Child-
Now all these people wanna smoke some weed with Twiztid and see if we really smoke all that's listed/ From Bubblegum to Superskunk, one to five/ I even smoked a little bit of some shit they called the Beehive/ I been to Europe and made Amsterdam proud cauze me and Madrox straight smoked them ho's dry/ I'm like fuck Cheech, he don't even hit the bong/ And I did 30 days from drinking clean all with Tommy Chong/ I shot a movie with the guy from Half Baked/ He didn't smoke but he was funny so I guess he's only half fake/ So rake them seeds out your weed, I'm not smokin' that shit that you're about to roll up to me don't even look potent/ And I ain't chokin' of them stems and seeds/ And why does everybody say they smoke more weed than me? It's not a race, it ain't no contest when I roll the weed up/ Think about that and keep the treat up
-Chorus-
(Hydro, Hydro...) From the chronic to the green ass weed with no seeds/ To the boogie that'll make a motherfuckers lungs bleed/ Smoke down in the car can't breathe everybody wanna smoke with me/ To my dawgs with the prerolled blunts in the air bumping this like we don't care/ Dirty piss violated again I'm in the system and I just cant win
-Layzie Bone-
Mmm-mm Mm-Mm-Mm yeah... Lay and Twiztid finna get you, Twizted spliffed is my mission/ What we hittin' is the chronic leaves, quick to split your dome/ And you chokin' coughin' up a lung, better go run and get you some/ Roll it in the blunt or we can rip it from a bong/ It's the potent that'd keep me open and help me keep my rhyme in focus/ I'm in this hokus pokus like it's magic in every puff/ What we packin' just the man, try and handle it if you can/ If you ain't put it on the weed then you ain't smokin' understand? I gives a damn about a sober soul, buddah lovaz love to blaze/ Tote the weed you got on stage and make sure it's the purple haze/ No need in holdin' back, go and spend that extra money/ Split the philly up the middle, go on and lace it with that Honey/ So we can burn it slow, so we perserve the smoke/ You know we love to blow, smokin' on that hydro
-Chorus-
-Madrox-
One puff, it blows your head off/ Second puff, you're set off/ The third toking shit on your chest your wanna let off/ Pass the joint, pass the point of being tore down/ I'm so high that my heartbeats' startin' to slow down/ Fingernails are roach clips for gormet smokin'/ Smashed up glass pieces slash my whole face open/ I'm zonin' and I don't feel a thing/ I probably won't recall a single things that's happenin'/ My medicine is sold by the dopeman (Quarters and halves) And big boys and Q.P's that come with fat price tags (How much J. spending?) Whatever it takes to get rid of these headaches and shakes/ Make no mistakes, I come with green for the green, an even exchange/ No money for a bag of brown backyard boogie/ I get so high that you would have to rip me out of the sky for the feelin' that the real green provides
-Chorus-
-Outro-
Hey, hey lady! Hey do you know where I can get some weed from? (Where the fuck are we man) I don't fuckin' know man, hold on a second I got an angle/Hey! Hey! Do you know where I can find some weed with buds? Get down! Get away from that cow, leave him alone he's fine he can fend for himsel/(Hey I like this cow) Where can I get weed from? (Fuck the weed man, ask her if she knows where the fuck we're at) you know I don't fuckin' know where we... Hey what the fuck, hey watch out/Get down motherfucker/Get down/Where can I buy weed from? (Fuck) Where? (I don't know man) She seein' around the corner/Alright, alright watch yourself/Stay outta the fuckin' water now, get outta there/(We gotta get the fuck outta here/We're fuckin' lost man, where the fuck are we?)