"Breathin' fire doesn't look good on a resumé"
"He not busy being born is busy dying."
"Before I criticize someone, I walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if they get mad at me, they're a mile away and barefoot."
"If you wish to make an apple pie truly from scratch, you must first invent the universe."
"Almost anything you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it."
"The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment."
"Anybody can become angry - that is easy; but to be angry with the right person, and to the right degree, and at the right time, and for the right purpose, and in the right way - that is not within everyone's power and is not easy."
"When angry, count four; when very angry, swear."
"Anyone worth living with is worth fighting with."
"Don't try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time, and it irritates the pig."
"Love your enemies in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards."
"Don't be humble; you're not that great."
"You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink it if he wants beer."
"I love the friends I have gathered together in this thin raft / We have constructed pyramids in honor of our escaping."
"If everything's under control, you're going too slow."
"There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works."
"So you can make me cum / That doesn't make you Jesus"
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