Well, on August 23, 2005, J's mom and sister left town for a week. This page records the adventures that happened within that house.

If you have an adventure that happened without my knowledge, or you do not want your picture on this page, please email me your concerns and I will get back to you as soon as possible.

[Day 1] [Day 2] [Day 3] [Day 4] [Day 5/6]

Day 1 - August 23

Well, I'm pretty sure I passed J's mom on the highway as I was returning home from camping, and the anticipation of that's nights events welled up inside like a hot-air balloon, excuse the bad simalie. The night came, fun was had, and then it ended. For me, at least. For others, however, the night went on, and some ventured to the park in the wee hours of the morning to watch the Northern Lights that happened to grace their precense while still others remained at the house enjoying pleasures of their own.

It was discovered on this opening night that both Rob and Jess's birthdays were held at J's house whilst his mom was elsewhere. To this, we toasted and had many cheers of birthday-related banter.

Pictures with dots after them have a preceeding picture that relates to the first. THEY ARE SEPERATE PICTURES! Click on them both!

-The most adorable picture I have ever seen. Aaron and Nadia at the table before Kings.
-Andy cooking. I think he should be a model, don't you?
-Callan taking his drink during Kings.
-Callan eating the sloppy joe's that Roxy made for everyone.
-A cute picture of Callan and Roxy. A tad close, yes, but a good pic nonetheless.
-J with an extremely odd look about his face. Hmm. Callan's back to the camera; always good.
-An adorable picture of Jason looking away from the camera. So cute.
-Jason flashing the camera the good old peace sign. Jon's in the very corner; I wish I could have gotten him in the shot more, but I had no idea he had made the gun sign until I looked at the picture on my computer.
[-Jess had a good half a bottle of my watermelon Smirnoff to finish, so we told her to chug it...] [...and chug it she did.]
-We couldn't find any cards to play with, so Jess made some makeshift cards on paper. Go birthday girl!
-Female three-way massage. *wink*
-Jon with his head in his arm, looking at a scab on his elbow, it looks like. (He later informed me that he had actually fractured his elbow a few weeks ago when a car hit him. Yowch.)
-Jon had some Bacardi to play Kings with, and at the end, he was taking shots. Roxy and I joined him. We ended up having two shots each, but Roxy's second was very small.
[-Jon pouring one of two shots for Kings...] [...and downing them easily, looking at the camera all the while. Camera whore.]
-Riss and Charlee leaning on J's counter, chatting.
-Rob chugging the vase filled with random alcoholic beverages. It was the King vase.
[-Roxy wanted to dance, so she grabbed be and told me to dance with her...] [...I guess a picture was taken...] [...and another.]
Roxy wearing J's "Teh" shirt.

Day 2 - August 24

After returning home and having a not-so-happy sleep, I decided to see who was awake and on MSN. It was here that Andrew contacted me, saying that he was going to be going over to J's to make the people that stayed the night some breakfast. I went over to help.

We made breakfast at 3 in the afternoon, and then hung out for a longish amount of time, doing a lot of nothing which included watching some TV, listening to music, and chatting on MSN. Andrew and I decided to run out to get a movie from the library, and here we bumped into Callan. We invited him over after work to watch "Dr. Strangelove" and "1984." After the library we drove on over to Wal*Mart, and I bought a big box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch to satisfy my sweet tooth with. We went through Charlee's till, told her of our plans, then headed to the Cup for more hanging outtage. Jenny was working, and we caught up on life before Andrew and I went back to J's. More MSN was had, and then we popped in the movie.

After that I don't know what happened, because I had to go to my grandparents' house to say goodbye to Ben.

As far as I know, no pictures were taken of Day 2, mainly because the camera's batteries had run out the previous night.

Day 3 - August 25

It is 5:00 and I have no idea what is happening at the house. The last time I checked in, J and Riss were simply hanging out, and J sent me the pictures of Day 1. Riss and I discussed the idea of making a mint cake with mint chocolate icing, but I don't know if this idea will go through as planned or not.

Pictures of Day 3? I don't know. J said he found batteries, so I hope that if he's reading this, he takes lots of pictures of the following days so I can put them up here for people to see.

Well, I am currently at the J residence taking many a picture for this project. I am sitting downstairs with Andy, Jess, Roxy, Rob, Roxy, Jason, and Jon. Andrew, Riss, and J himself are upstairs. And at the moment the guys in the room are trying to convince Roxy to makeout with me. She doesn't want to. I'm not objecting any.

The group of us went to Rotary Park for quite a while, where many pictures were taken by yours truely. I'll let the pictures speak for themselves.

Pics from the house

-Jess taking a picture of me taking a picture of her. Oh, and Andy's beside her.
-Jon sitting on the half-couch, looking over at something. Maybe Roxy.
-[I asked people to show me sexy. Here's Andy.] [Jess] [Jon] [Roxy] -Random pic of Jason balancing something between his fingers.
-Awesome shot of Jess and Andy.
-I think Roxy fell over, and I caught her going back up. You can see her hair still in motion. Cool.

Pics from the park

-Rob and Andrew driving to the park.
-[Merry-go-round pictures! Roxy and Jason.] [Jason] [Roxy and Jon] [Jess] [Jon on the ground after falling as a result of his trip on the merry-go-round of horror] [Roxy]
-Jon on the baseball batting cage.
-Andrew and his sword. Or should I say, Conan. Hehe.
-[People in the elephant] [Roxy] [Rob] [The Crawford siblings] [Andy] [FEET]
-Jess and Andy. Jess had to put her shoes on after getting off of the merry-go-round.
-Me with Andrew's sword. I can't hold it very well and therefore look very akward holding it.

Day 4 - August 26

Well, the morning of Day 4 is upon us. Nothing is happening so far at the Ross household. How do I know? I asked J to send me the pics I took yesterday, but his automessage informed that he was still sleeping. Or boinking Riss. Same thing. ^_^ I heart you two.

Day 5/6 - August 27/28

The morning of the End of Summer party is upon us, and I for one can hardly wait for tonight. Gods it will be awesome!

It turned out to be greater than anything. Why? I met Grae, the guy I have been told a lot about in the past few months, ever since the New Years party that I missed. He is so cool, I can't even begin to describe it! After a while at J's, I asked him over into the living room so I could get to know more about him. I found out he's James McNish's brother. Oh. Gods. I don't think my night could have been made any better - but it did. Fast. Andrew and some others came back to J's after the second beer run of the night. Jon came in and held up a large glass bottle containing an odd green liquid. "It's absinth," he said. "And it cost be $60. We're partying hard tonight." We had absinth. There was only three bottles left in the liquor store, and Jon got one. Holy shit. That stuff is soooo good! Everyone needed a chase, but I was like "MORE! It's so yummy." I ended up having three shots. Jon had six. Six fucking shots. Shit man. He wasn't feeling so good the next morning.

People went to Roxy's, but I stayed behind to make sure those who were too drunk to go swimming were alright and not puking their guts out. Trevor was in the bathroom, Rob in the upstairs computer room, Jess and Andy in J's mom's room, Riss in J's room and Jon in the spare room. Much tidying up was done by myself - with Rob's help, because I passed out three times - and I was almost done when people came home from Roxy's. I had already made up beds downstais, and Mark and Aaron crashed down there. J went to Riss, Andrew went home, and Roxy and Grae stayed at Roxy's. I eventually went to bed in the spare room. I didn't get much sleep, though. Bah.

Roxy and Grae came to J's at 8 something, and they went to Denny's with Trevor. I went back to sleep, seeing that I had only gone to bed at 7. Then when I was cuddling with Jon, I realized Mark had to be up for work at 10. Then I woke Aaron up by jumping on him, and we made coffee for people. Rob was asleep on the couch, Andy and Jess were occupied, and Riss and J were still downstairs as far as I knew. I went to bed after a while, then got some coffee for Jon and I.

At 12 something, we headed back to Denny's for food. By this time Time had caught up very ungraciously with me, and I had begun to get very tired. We then went over to Roxy's to watch a movie and have a hangover party. Stupid Chronicles of Riddick. It fucked with my head soooo badly. I had no idea what was going on. After the movie, we went downstairs and Grae checked to see if he had enough cash to take his 6:00 bus to Rupert. Turns out he didn't, so we rushed around the house, freaking out, trying to get rides and money. We got the cash, then headed outside, tossed the Frizbee around, and I was dropped off.

God, that was a long entry. Pics to come.

[Massages where had. Here's a picture of Roxy rubbing Andrew's foot.] -[Roxy rubbing Grae's toosies] [Roxy giving Grae's back some TLC] [This is Graem's face while Roxy was rubbing his back] [Grae returning to loving to Roxy's little back] [Roxy's face while Grae was rubbing her back]
-Mark with J's keys, by the look of it.
-Grae reading out of the Darwin Awards book J had lying around.
-Jon with his bottle of awesomeness. AKA, absinth.
-The Absinth bottle. There's a lot of glare, though... bah.
-Marky lying on the ground with Turk. Such a cool picture.
-An adorably picture of Jason and Jon. I wish that they were more center frame, though. But meh. It's still a good shot.
-Grae and I taking some shots together of his "Southern Comfort." Pansy name. Strong drink. Be wary.
-Jon downing the last of his absinth.
-An awesome shot of Grae on the floor. He's not passed out or anything. Just... sitting on the floor.
-Ced on the couch, drinking my alcohol. There's proof that someone had one of my two remaining coolers.
-A totally awesome picture of Grae and I. I really like this one.
-A far-away shot of Rob giving the cameras the thumbs-up sign.

The Next Morning

-[Botles.] [And more bottles] [And more bottles, plus the absinth]
-[The next morning, the guys and I were lazing around eating bagels. I went to go check on Jon, and when I came back, they were lazing around in the recliners. It was a funny sight, so I took pictures. Here's Trevor] [Rob] [Grae and Andrew]
-Grae, here's your picture, sugar. Your MSN display pic for a *long* while, isn't that what you said? Heh.

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