A 'Get The****Out Of My Life' Spell

A Magickal Journey

One of the most popular, scary images of Witches is of the cackling old hag stirring a cauldron of foul-smelling brew made up of things that would shock
a serial killer. It is generally assumed that if she is engaged in something like this, she is hexing someone. Now, spunky modern day Witches know that hexing someone is going to bring with it too much karmic detritus and so is not worth the effort.

But occasionally you need to get rid of someone who is really bugging you! Following is a karma-free spell guaranteed to get rid of the unwanted sexual advances of that creepy boss, the harassing and obsessive interest of that neurotic ex-boyfriend and the annoying
work/school mate at the next desk who keeps pinching all your pens! But just so that no-one gets their hackles up, this isn't a hexing spell you're just aiming to get them out of your face, not harm them or even bind them to any significant degree.

You will need:

9 rusty nails;
9 drops of black pepper oil;
1 knob of garlic with the top cut off;
l red candle;
1 black candle;
1 cup of sea salt;
1 ice cube tray;
Water;
A freezer;
Paper and pen;
A photo of the one who's got to go.

Sprinkle a circle of salt about five feet in diameter on a flat surface (perhaps the kitchen floor). Sit in it with all your goodies. Light the candles, placing the red one in front of you and the black one behind.

Take seven deep breaths, stilling your mind. Now, focus on the photograph and take the garlic and rub it on the photo 'crossing out' the person.

Say: I release you from my life, I banish you from my space, this I do in good grace. So Mote It Be.'

On small pieces of paper, write down all the things this person does to bug you and place them in each cube of the tray. Then pour water into the tray.
Take the nails and drip the drops of oil on them saying three times:

Barred are you from my sphere, my will is strong, my thoughts are clear.'

Now stand up and say, 'It is done'. Open the circle of salt by pushing it aside and place the ice tray in the freezer. As the water freezes, that person's actions will stop against you. How long you keep the cubes is up to you. Permafrost them if you want! However, if a month later you feel that the action taken is sufficient, carry the cubes outside, dig a hole, drop them in and pour boiling water over them. As they melt sense it all fading away into the past. Cover the bits of paper with earth, brush your hands off and move on.

Place the nine nails under the doormat of your front door. The person will not be able to enter your home, nor will thoughts of them haunt you once you step over the threshold. Bury the photo in some earth - a garden or pot plant will do. The person will leave you alone.

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