Eric the Black

Traitor

::cries::

Race:	Human
Occupation:	Selling Out to a Lesser Power
Height:	5'9"

I thought at one point that Eric might be worth keeping around as a friend, but he quickly proved me wrong. I figured after the first backstab that maybe he was just naive and that he might be worth keeping as an acquaintance. Well that only goes to show how naive *I* was. Not only is he a backstabbing, lying, two-faced scum bucket, but he isn't even smart enough to sell out to a higher power if he does decide to go that route!

UPDATE: This man has been out of the picture for years now, but I still find humor in reading this and thus he will remain here...alone until he gets company. I'm sure it won't be long now.

Stuff:

Read my diary and you'll get a lot of insight as to how he tries to work his mojo.
He actually had the gall to tell me several times that all his backstabbing was for my own good. That it would, in the end, help me. What kind of crock is that? Maybe he thought because I'm only 10 that I thought with an intelligence as low as his or lower.
Sometimes he tries to be sneaky, but he's not very good at it. Oftentimes he just gets caught and then throws fits of self-pity and crying. Sorry...that just doesn't work with him for some reason...
Don't let the attempt at an ominous name fool you. Only his clothes are black.