Jean Rowen
Lord Scavenger Hater
| Race: | Human |
| Other Last Names: | Witton |
| Age: | Okay he got a lot taller, so he can't be 12. Maybe 13? |
What to say about Lord Witton...? Well I met him years ago when I traveled to Acklicieum, and my first encounter with him is unforgettable. Though I was polite upon meeting him, he had no qualms about sneering at me and making comments about how uncivilized my race was. His backward thinking continues to this day, though I must admit he is getting better. I suppose that could be considered proof that some humans can learn with years of training.
Ok so Jean is the most stubborn human I have ever met. Wait no...he's one of the more stubborn ones. Bramus can rank up there too sometimes. Trust is not easy to come by M'lord and it's fragile at best. Be wary.
Things I will give Jean credit for (though not much):
- He knows who the real predator is between us.
- I'm sure he can throw a rock pretty accurately.
- He wears good colors like House Drake.
- He has the better-then-thou noble attitude down.
- He has nice hair.
Foot in Mouth quotes:
I asked if I could come inside because Jean was engaged in conversation with another person.
Jean: "Well, we normally leave the dogs out..."Me: "My only annoyance is that you continue to treat me like some incompetant animal."
Jean: "From my experience, scavengers are animals.""I dont understand how something that's half beast can hold any ground."
"The origin of the scavenger...its hardly normal."
"Do you need a scavenger antidote? Because I've looked...I don't think it exists."
Jean: "Is it safe for me to say that you would avoid sleeping with a gryphon, because it would not be comfortable rest? You cannot trust it to leave you intact."
Me: "Actually no...I would not fear that."
Jean: "Then you further confirm my belief that your kind are abnormal."Sir Bramus and Jean talking about me while I'm standing there.
Sir Bramus: "She is a person, not an animal..."
Jean: "She is a scavenger. Hardly a person, yet not an animal."Jean and I discussing why he hates me.
Me: "Do you condemn me for being born?"
Jean: "I'd put the blame more on your...parents? Thats correct, right? I mean, you have aprents, right>"
Me: "I do have them, I'm sure...I just don't know them. I have brothers but they aren't scavengers."
Jean: "So what, you have foxes for brothers?"
Me: "Some of them anyway."
Jean: "Eww... So...does that mean that like...Your dad...or, well, some guy..."
Me: "No!
Jean: "Okay....that's still weird you know...right. Yeah, see. All of that? Unnatural."Shortly after the last remark. I was being sarcastic and didn't think he would actually respond. I was so wrong.
Me: "Don't worry, I can't reproduce. There's no need to worry that one day I'll spread the disease around."
Jean: "What would you reproduce with anyway? I mean like....do you even have all the...uh...tools?""If I am to endure your presence for a weekend, it is best we plan accordingly."