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| ~The scene opens at in a hotel room, EOE is laying on his stomach watching t.v. and Eve is on top of his back giving him a message. As they both lay on the bed, one of Jake West promos pops up on t.v. EOE- I think I am going to be sick in just a minute here. How dare those poeple that tv.v put his ugly mug on t.v. knowing he will scare off viewers, especially the children they may have nightmares. Eve- Ha, yea I bet the PTC may have something to say about this. You know how they feel about people scaring the children. EOE- Yea this is really something for the PTC to complain about now, I can say what they would say now, "people ugly or as ugly as Jake West shouldnt be aloud on t.v." I will agree with them too. Eve- Shit, t.v. he shouldnt be aloud to come outside, much less look out of his window at his home, hell he shouldnt even be aloud to live. Now I understand why he hangs out at bars that smell like vomit and look like shit. Someone needs to put him out of his misery. EOE- Oh you dont have to worry about that, that will be arranged very soon, it's not soon enough, but the world will just have to deal with looking at this low life until Monday. Yep the kids will continue to have nightmares. Too bad. But you want to talk about Jake West not being to be aloud somewhere, he shouldnt be aloud in the same ring as me. Tyler either, I mean Jake thinks he so bad because he beat Yithsuhsa, Taka, Motututu, Yoshi, Yahama or whatever the hell his name is. I'm sure Jake could stand the competition over there in, Japan, I mean look at the size of the people there, Im sure they see eye to eye over there, but now he's going way way over the edge trying to step to me. I mean Eve, you have this little midget, that is going to try to attack me. Come on now give me a break, he going ot get kneed in the mouth, what was Swish thinking, when he made this match? What does he want me to do? Get down on my knees and wrestle. To me these are to little stuffed animals, that are going to get all their damn cotton ripped out of there body and their head too. Eve- EOE going to have, alot of bite marks on your knees, that about the only thing they can do to you. HAHAHA. After Monday Shockwave Im going to ask Swish what was he thinking? I wonder what his response will be. Maybe it will be because all of the thing that they accomplished in the EWA, Jake IC champ. and Tyler- World Champ., but Swish needs to understand you're on a whole different higher level than they are, it's obvious he wants to get someone hurt. Ask and he shall receive though. EOE-Right, but you knwo what else is funny, Jake always talks about arms they are the size of tree trunks and his legs are even bigger, now being the observer that I am, I've come to this hypothesis which is an educated guess by the way... ~Eve Interupts~ Eve- EOE dont be funny, I know what an hypothesis is, who do I think look, Jake or Tyler? EOE-Hell No! bite your tongue, for saying that. Whats wrong with you? Geesh! Buy anyway, this is my educated guess either he's been dong something in his spare in which I dont want to get into or he's been taking some serious steriods. Poor dude he's doing everything he can, to be a big man. Some people just dont have it natural like your truly. The life of a big man is not simple, but it is fun when you get to kick as much ass I do. Maybe thats why everyone wants to be a big man. Eve- But EOE, remember it is not the size of the person that is fighting, it's the size of the fight in the person. EOE turns over slowly and looks over at Eve, she tries to hold a straight face but they bust out laughing. EOE- Oh yea, that line is really going to help them. Eve- I know, I tried to not laugh, but damn it's funny when you know at least one of them or both of them, are going to come in the ring, with that "miracles happen" attitude and that line in their head. And they still will get there asses destroyed. EOE- Yea, its going to get pretty ugly on Monday, especially with Jake in the ring. And you know what else is funny Eve? Eve- What the way Jake walks? HAHA EOE- No, but that is funny though. Eve- Yea, he can barely hold himself up, with those big arms and legs, he walks like or caveman or if something is holding him down. EOE- They are both going to walk funny after I break my foot off in their ass Monday Night. Eve- But what was it, that you were going to say thats funny besides the way Jake walks? EOE- Oh, um... um.. see you made me forget, talking about that thing. Damn let me see what was I going to say?.. Oh I know now, the fact that Jake is going around worrying about other people like "The Real F'n" what ever is it Chris Mathews, Shawn Case and Cork Screw, I mean Corx, he's all in their business and worried about what he is going to do when he gets them in the ring. What he needs to worry about, is our match on Monday and how will pay those doctor bills, and how he's going to take care off himself after I put out him out of action for good on Monday, those three little boys, are not even half the trouble Im going to be on Monday. And maybe they should take note of our match, because Im sure thats Swifts idea of competition is, and he will put them up against me, but just like the rest they to, will get their ass tossed. Thats what I going to do Monday Eve, I am going to use Tyler and Jake as an example and I'm going to send a message to the world and show them what happens will step in the way of a man and his quest. And by my actions in the ring I am also going to let Swift know, that if his idea of competion is Jake, Tyler,Shawn, Chris and Cork screw, I mean Corx damn I can never get his name right, then I feel sorry for him and he's going to have to come with something harder and stronger than those little pussys. And thats just the way it is. Eve- Damn EOE, I just cant until you debut on Monday, well I mean until we debut on Monday, you are going to get everyones attention in that arena, for one you'll have me by your side, and of course everyone will be looking at me adn taking pictures and then you totally humiliating and destroying Tyler and Jake, damn we just cant go wrong. You have the power and I have the body what a lovely combination. Oh and dont get me wrong EOE you're cute too. ~Eve smiles and kisses him~ EOE- Um Gees thanks. Eve- I really wish we could fast foward to Monday. EOE- Huh, ok I hate to do it, but since you are so anxious I am going to tell whats going to happen ok. It's just the simple, Jake comes to the ring, Tyler come to the ring, We EOE and Eve make our grand entrance, the camera flashed are coming from every angle, the men try to touch you but I kick their ass, I enter the ring, and watch Tyler and Jake gfight like two little bitches, the the crowd start to chant "boring", I get tired of the cat fight and all hell brakes loose, I reverse chokeslam Jake and then reverse chokeslam Tyler, then I of course powerbomb them both 3 times each ending my "3 drills to Hell", then I sit there and decide who to pin, because they are not going to get up, so I say what the hell and pin the both. The ref counts 123 the bell rings the ref raises my hand in victory, and we both go home and take care of business, if you know what I mean and that's it. Now wasnt that a night to remember? Eve looks EOE up and down and rolls her eyes. Eve- Huh, magical. EOE- What are you trying to be funny? Oh yea I forgot one little part. Eve- Whats that? EOE- Jakes Valet, Eve- Valet, it has a valet? EOE- Yes it has a valet, her name is Fyre. Eve- Fyre? EOE- Yea, she has red hair, about 5'8 and... Eve- Oh, and you seem to know so much about her, what have you been dong research? EOE- What? I was just telling you, so could know. Do you acutally think that I would, even consier her over you, come on give a.... Eve-I tell you what, if she even looks and you or thinks about getting involved I will put some fire on her ass. EOE- Damn do I detect a little bit of hostility? Eve- You just better, act right thats all I have to say. Or your little prediction you made want happen Monday, Tonight or ever again. Eve gets up from the bed and goes to the bathroom and slam the door behind her. EOE- Eve, Eve, Eve, come on stop trippin'. Damn I didnt even do anything. Eve- Shut Up! no Im not EOE- Yes you are EOE mumbles to himself, "Crazy Ass" Eve- What was that? EOE- Oh nothing I didnt say anything. ~The scene fades~ |
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