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| ..::| Yeah! I'm on my way up in the TWW! Not only am I a one of a kind, 'Submission Specialist', but I've got catch phrases too! Yep, I've got it all..... wait...... actually, I don't...... I don't know the difference between a hippo (as in Porx's momma) and a hiptoss! I don't know any wrestling maneuvers! But by the end of this here promo, I'll be just as skilled a wrestler as all the other top TWW performers..... oh you betcha! I'm headed to some gym here in New York City, as I speak! I'm s'posed to meet Some Guy there and he says he'll teach me everything I'll need to know to kick some butt this coming Monday! Oh boy, I can't wait! I'm set! I've never been this happy since... since... yesterday! I'm only a few blocks away, and just when I was about to cross after waiting for minutes for the streetlight to turn green to red, I'm stopped by a female pedestrian. |::.. [-Pedestrian #1-] - (In Amazement) OH.... MY...... GAWD!.... You... You c-c-c-can't be..... [-The LP-] - (Alarmed) Who what huh?! Can't be who? ..::| I turned my back to see what the fellow pedestrian got all excited about and in that instance, she faints! She acted as if she had seen a ghost or someone famous...... Meh..... couldn't of been me..... Anyway, a whole buncha other people rush by and attend to the unconsciousness female as I cross the street and stroll my way down to the gym where I'm going to be entering as a testicle-less man without any knowledge of wrestling moves whatsoever, and then exiting as a professional wrestler with balls the size of grapefruits! I won't ever back down from a fight anymore, once I learn all that their is to wrestling! Gee, Porx's probably shakin' in his boots right now, hehe.... I mean, I'd be too if I was facing me..... But then if I was facing me, there couldn't be two of me so that means that I'd be facing an actual wrestler, and not me.... or...... ummmm..... right. Anywho, I'm in the middle of walking a block when I run into two other pedestrians, these two seem to be about 15-16 years olds. |::.. [-Pedestrian #2-] - (In Astonishment) Holy shit! Dude.... it can't be you...... no way man.... you seem so much shorter in person and less buff then you look like on TV! [-Pedestrian #3-] - (Also In Astonishment) And where's the long hair? Or is that just a wig or something you wear when your not in disguise like you are now? [-The LP-] - (Confused) Huh? But.... I uhhh...... this is my real hair, though. Long hair? And I'm not in any sort of disguise guys, what are you talking about? [-Pedestrian #2-] - OH!.... I get it..... [-Pedestrian #3-] - Yeah, don't worry, we won't tell anyone. [-The LP-] - (Still Confused) Excuse me? I'm sorry, I'm not who you think you are. I'm Sh- [-Pedestrian #2-] - No no, I know who you are already! [-The LP-] - (Even More Confused) You do? But... But... [-Pedestrian #2-] - (Makes sure the coast is clear and starts to whisper) We know who you REALLY are, but don't worry.... we won't tell anybody.... all we want in return is one photo with you with each of us and for you to autograph them both! [-Pedestrian #3-] - (Whispers too) Yeah... we won't tell anyone if you do it! [-The LP-] - But.... ..::| What the hell are they talking about? They must have me confused with some other guy........ should I tell them who I am or just take the photos with them each and sign my name on them? Hey, maybe they are fans of Shawn Chase. I mean, I may be new to the TWW.... but.... oh well, I'll just play along. |::.. -={ Two Minutes Later }=- [-The LP-] - Alright, there ya go... ..::| I hand the two teens my autograph on their respective photos and then all of a sudden- [-Pedestrian #3-] - What the hell is this shit?- [-Pedestrian #2-] - You fucking asshole! [-The LP-] - Wha?... What's the problem? Did I spell your names wrong or something? [-Pedestrian #2-] - Your not Corx! You phuckin' phony! [-Pedestrian #3-] - Yeah, get lost, ya loser, and stop pretending to be our favorite wrestler, Corx [-Pedestrian #2-] - Let's go, dude, this guy's nothing but a wanna-be! ..::| The two teens walk away as I stand in awe. Me? Corx? No way, what led them to believe that! I don't have long hair, I'm not rated Y, I'm not 'Gay', and I'm not a stuck up, scrawny little bitch neither! I'm Shawn Chase, the man with the brains, brawn, and the pair of balls! The Innovator, Originator, Hardcore Obliterator! Yep.. that's me.... the man with the S.T.U.F.F.! - The Skill, the Talent, the Uniqueness, and I'm Fast and Fit too! |::.. |
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