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| The scene is the NYPD headquarters ::The camera shows Snake Eyes without his mask in a room with two other policmen. Both are sipping styrofoam cups of coffee and looking confusedly at Snake Eyes:: ::They are interrogating him. Snake Eyes mutters under his breath:: Snake Eyes: Can this day get any weirder? Officer: Where were you on the night of August 12th at 8:35 pm? Snake Eyes: Hey! You guys really do say that! Where was I? I was at home with my wife tucking in my son, that's what I was doing! Officer: Jim Dayton, if you tell us the truth, we'll sure as heck let you off easier than if you continue doing what you're doing now. So, 'fess up and I'll let you go, alright? ::Snake Eyes stands up and looks at the man wide eyedly, almost as if he's turned into a wild beast in the blink of an eye:: Snake Eyes: Did you say Jim... DAYTON!?!?!? Officer: Errr, yeah. I did. Snake Eyes: You got it all wrong, mister. My name's Jim Payton, not Jim Dayton. You have the wrong person. ::The police officer looks down at his piece of paper:: Officer: Holy moly, you're absolutely right. We have the wrong man! I am totally sorry for all this crap, sir. We won't drag you into anything anymore. Sorry again. ::Snake Eyes missed the last sentence as he was already storming out the door:: ::Outside the police station busy, Sunday night traffic whizzes by in flashes of red and yellow light. Snake Eyes calls for a cab:: ::After about two minutes of trying to wave down a taxi, one finally pulls over and Snake Eyes jumps in:: Taxi Cab Driver: Where d'you wanna go? ::The man has a thick New York accent:: Snake Eyes: Bring me to the 64th Street Double Tree Hotel. Cab Driver: Got it. ::The drive takes about five minutes as Snake Eyes sits quietly in the back. Finally they reach the hotel:: Cab Driver: That'll be $17.15 . ::Snake Eyes silently pulls out $20 and hands it to the man:: Driver: Thanks. ::Snake Eyes walks back into the hotel. He pushes the up elevator button. Just then an elevator reaching the bottom floor opens:: Little Boy: It's him, it's him! Dad: What? Oh, who is that Billy? ::Snake Eyes looks confused as the boy looks up at him. He wonders how he could be recognized without his mask:: Billy: That's S-S-Snake Eyes!!! He's my favorite wrestler! Can I have your autograph?!? Dad: Ahhh, I see. So you're the famed Snake Eyes, eh? My son's told me a lot about you! ::Snake Eyes acts like he's confused about them recognizing him as Snake Eyes:: Snake Eyes: Snake Eyes? I don't know who you're talking about. Sorry kid. Please step aside. ::Snake Eyes pushes the father aside and he steps into the empty elevator. He pushes floor #8 and leans against the railing that surrounds the interior of the elevator:: ::At floor #8 the doors open and Snake Eyes steps outside:: ::Inside the room we see that he is watching a preview of TWW Monday Shockwave. They show a recently aired promo for 'Hot Shot' John Vendetta. We watch as John scares the heck out of Snake Eyes' wife and then asks for where he is:: ::Snake Eyes looks at the camera, obviously furious:: Snake Eyes: What the heck is that all about?!?! I wish she would've known where I was so she could tell him. I'd kick his butt right here and now. I can't believe he pulled a freaking stunt like that! ::Snake Eyes lifts up several objects in his room and throws them all over. After throwing several objects he realizes what he is doing and stops. He looks at the camera again:: Snake Eyes: guess what? John Vendetta is not a Hot Shot, he is a Snot Shot. No, that didn't make sense. He's a Not Shot. That's what he is! Because he can't do anything worth crap. Come Monday I will kick his butt, for my wife! You better watch your frickin' back Vendetta, 'cause there isnothing that will stop you from feeling my wrath. ::Obviously, he is still upset over what happened:: Snake Eyes: Now, Suicide, you better not even show up. 'Cause I don't give a rat's behind about you. You show up, then it's not only gonna be Vendetta's butt that's gonna get kicked. It's gonna be yours, friend! Snake Eyes: 'Cause when you roll Snake Eyes, you just run out of luck! Fade to black |
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