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| You lay on your couch, miserable from the terrible heat that is coming down on your city even at the time of night it is. A lone fan, on high blows on your face but it just isn't comforting you. You're shirt sticks to your chest, hot and sticky with sweat. You sigh, realizing you can not get to sleep so you grab the television remote and click your TV on. You flip through the channels for about two minutes and stop on the usual late night show, Jay Leno. You turn over on your side a little more so you can hear and see better. Jay is just introducing his first guest for the night. Jay Leno: My first guest tonight comes from the TWW, which is only about two blocks away. He is a great wrestler there. So let me introduce to you, my first guest tonight, Mr. Perfection! You listen as the entrance music for the guest, Mr. Perfection begins playing. You watch Jay get out of his seat prepared to greet Bongo and you turn over a little more. Several moments go by and you begin to wonder what is taking so long. You get ready to change the channel but a person comes from behind the wall. You can quickly tell that he is not Mr. Perfection but his enemy at the TWW, The Volunteer. You smile as a startled look comes on Jay's face as The Volunteer shakes his hands. Vol is wearing the same thing he wore when he made his debut in the TWW a short time ago. Jay sits in his seat as The Volunteer poses for the crowd then takes his own seat as well. Jay begins to talk, trying to sort out the situation. Jay Leno: Well, this is.. Surprising! [The audience laughs, The Volunteer barely cracks a smile.] Instead of being joined by our scheduled guest, Mr. Perfection, we've been joined another student from the TWW, The Volunteer! Well Vol, may I call you Vol, what happened to Mr. Perfection Bongo? And why are you here? The Volunteer: Jay, listen, you don't honestly think I'd let your ratings drop like a rock just because you don't know the right guests to book. Why am I here? I'm here to give these people the things they want and I know they don't want to see Bongo. They all know that deep down inside they came to see me and I don't blame them. As for Bongo, we'll get to him a little bit later. Jay Leno: Well, as all these people know you are also a superstar at the TWW, which I hear is a good fed by the way. The Volunteer: Good? Well, it is good I have to admit, the trainers have been helping a lot of people out and it's a great thing. Although, some people and they're personalities just make me sick, some people just don't get it. Good? You'll have to look at it in a way. The concept is good but some people come to the TWW in the worst shape possible. The wrestle a little bit, get their [bleep] kicked, then a trainer may help them but in my book, they still suck. Not because the trainers teaches wrong, but because their feeble minds just don't seem to grasp the concept of wrestling. They just go out their, say their gonna kick some [bleep], and end up getting theirs kicked. After a while it gets old. You groan and push yourself into a sitting position. You take a drink of the soda that sits on the table next to the left arm of the couch. The soda tastes warm and watered down because the ice had long since melted. You stretch then turn your attention back to the television. Jay Leno: I have to ask to probably answer everyone’s questions, or at least one of them. Why did you invade the show? The Volunteer: Simple. I don't see why someone like Bongo should be getting publicity when the reality is, he can't cut it. I've got what it takes, in the ring and on the television screen. I'm not drawing attention to myself or anything but I've seen some of the promos Mr. Perfection did and to be honest with you, they were uglier then a bowling shoe so to speak. I invaded the show because I did what was right and I think you all agree. Jay Leno: You seem pretty confident. In my mind it seems like you took away Dumbo...I mean Mr. Bongo's spotlight to stir up trouble. Is that the case? The Volunteer: Would I really go to all this to get Mr. Perfection's attention, to stir up trouble and make him a little more aware of me? You're [bleep] right I would. If I stir up trouble with Firewolf, so what? I'm not worried about someone like him and I never will be, ever. Did I do this to lead up to a match? Yeah, I did and if it is wrong or a way that I had to stoop low to do it then so be it. I'm not trying to be a pest but I'm just going to prove who wears the pants around the TWW, and most of all who the real Mr. Perfection. You laugh out loud to yourself. You yawn once and scratch your hair, which is a little stiff from dried sweat. You fiddle with the fan and you move it over to the left so you can get more cold air. You lean back, sitting deep in the couch, relaxing a little more. You set the TV remote beside you and watch the interview some more. Jay is talking to Vol trying not to laugh. Jay Leno: Sounds like a challenge to me Vol! You watch Vol laughing. You observe as the camera focuses on The Volunteer, who interrupts Jay. The Volunteer: You know Jay, it is a challenge! That's right, at Thursday Lightning I want Bongo Boy so we can see just who really is perfect in the TWW. Sure, he may have the name but can he back it up. I doubt it and that's exactly why I'm going to prove that I'm on unstoppable, and he's just a weak little bongo drum. Let's just see if the pansy [bleep] sissy decides to gather up enough muscle and courage to walk down to the ring. See Jay, I don't care if I have to drag, I will make sure that on Thursday he will be fighting me. You feel shocked and get a feeling of excitement in your stomach. You make a note of the match in your head and you watch as the interview/chat between Jey Leno and The Volunteer winds down and prepares to come to an end. Jay Leno: It was a pleasure having you, Vol. The Volunteer: I'm sure it was, Jay. You watch as The Volunteer and Jay Leno shake hands. You lean your head back against the couch, your hands folded in front of you. You no longer worry about the picture of the television, you just listen to Jay, ending the interview. Jay Leno: Ladies and gentlemen, you can see The Volunteer and the rest of TWW on Monday and Thursday nights. I wish you the best of luck on your match on Thursday, Vol... Coming up next, Eddie Murphy will talk about his new comedy, the funniest thing in the cinemas, The Clumps. Stay tuned! You close your eyes and you can tell Jay's show has gone to a commercial because the television goes black followed by a salesman talking about selling cars at a downtown car dealership. You don't hear much more before you finally doze off. |
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