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| ~The scene opens with EOE and Eve in the film room of the TWW headquaters, they are both sitting there watching, the highlights of the Triple Threat match this past Monday on Shockwave. EOE keeps rewinding over and over again and playing back to the part wrere EOE damn near took Fyres head off with a clothesline.~ Eve- Look she doent even expect a thing, look out behind you Fyre, BAM you stupid bitch, you shouldnt have gotten in the ring in the first place. Damn I love that part, lets look at it again! EOE-Ok, I push this little button here and here we go again. Fyre if you only knew what was behind you, dont look behind you Fyre, dont look behi... damn she looked, FORE, BOOM! HAHAHA! did you see here head? HAHA! If Americas Funniest Home Videos still aired, we'd win, 1st place. No doubt about that. Eve- She looks like a damn crash dummy, lets put it in slow motion. EOE puts the video in slow- motion Eve- Look, she turns around look how big her eyes are. Look at her face, as if she wasnt ugly enough. Now this just takes the cake right here. WAM! EOE hits a homerun! EOE- HAHA!, Ok Eve stop you are making my stomach hurt, I cant take any more laughing for the day. Eve- Ok, but you are a damn fool for doing that. EOE- I told you, anyone that even looks like they are about to harm you, they will get there asses taken out, and I didnt just mean the men only, I'm talking about, Women, boys, girls, dogs, cats, monkeys, bears it just matter, no one messes with you. Eve- You just have to be the safest man, in the world. Maybe you should be one of those men, that take bullets for another person. EOE- AH..bullshit! I aint taking a bullet for no one,, if someones about to shoot someone standing by, hey nice knowing ya! Eve- You mean, you wouldnt take a bullet for me? EOE- Um.. I'll think about it. Eve slaps EOE at the back of the neck. EOE- Damn girl, I just playing. That stung, dont make me have to do you like I did Fyre. EOE and Eve both start back laughing then someone enters the film room. Man- Hey guys, can I get a quick word you? They cant see who it is in the dark film room, as he gets closer to the screen, the light reveals him. Damn, Simon man what you want? Dont you have anything better to do besides go around getting words with people? Simon- Hey.. it's my job. Eve- You know Simon, you better careful were you just bust in at, I mean you could walk in on something you dont want to see. Simon- ehem.. I'll be sure to be carful from now on out. But down to business, I want to get ya'lls opinion on, a TWW superstar here. EOE- Who Simon- Your opponent, on Thursday, Corx. EOE- Oh him... is that you idea of a superstar? Simon- You know, after Shockwave, Corx seemed to have found himself. EOE- What do you mean found himself? hell he lost on Shockwave, what was in denial for a couple of minutes or something. Simon- What I mean is that Corx found his mask! EOE- Um... go Corx Simon- Corx said the reason why he lost Monday, is because of the fact he forgot about his mask, he says this mask, is like his inner strength, and he vows to be unstoppable, now that he has it. Corx says no one is safe now. He calls himself the "New God" EOE- Um.. should I start running now or later? Or do I just need to kill myself since I am in so much deep shit? Lets cut he chase, I've heard Corx's comments, I mean he's cut about, a hundred promos, ever since he found out that he had to face me, damn is he that scared. I heard of this new Corx, this mask this "New God" and frankly I am getting so damn sick of it, I try to forget things like this because they just dont matter. I mean come on lets use some common sense on this one. This is a mask! A mask that was made by a person, meaning a mask that was in some kind of factory along with many masks, just like the one he has, a mask that was purchased by a person, then maybe the person that bought the mask, lost it then one day it was found either on the steets or most likely in a dumpster, by some dumb ass by the name of Cork Screw, I mean Corx. Now I think that he has been watching to many Jim Carey movies, you know the one called "The Mask", but what he needs to realize is that that is Hollywood this is the real thing and it aint damn mask in the world that will intimidate me and there sure as hell isnt a mask in the world that will make Corx, strong enough to beat hell I dont care what kind of a mask it is, a Godzilla mask, and Power Ranger mask, or even the Mask of Zorro it just doesnt matter because he will still fail. The mans got some serious issues, he needs to be checked. Simon- Lets say if he does come out on top on Lightning, will you give credit to his mask or because of the confidence inside him? ~EOE tilts his head to the side, and looks at Simon~ EOE- Open your mouth and say AHHH! Simon opens his mouth EOE- Ok close it, and do it in a hurry, before I die. Simon- What was that all about, why did you look in my mouth. EOE- I was trying to see if you had some shit stuck down your throat, for making a shitty ass comment like that. Eve- Whoo, and by the smell of your breath, its obvious you do. ~She fans the air~ EOE- He couldnt even beat Shawn Case Cage or whatever the hell his name is, now I know him beating me is just not probable. Simon- Speaking of, Shawn I think that Corx may be over looking you and just a little bit more focused on Shawn how you do you feel about that? EOE- You know, Lightning is Thursday, but I know someone that needs to be struck by lightning right now, not because he lies about the maks being his source of power but because he needs some sense knocked into him for being so damn dumb. I mean I dont know why Corx is looking to get his ass kicked by the same person, when he can get his ass kicked by a different person. Corx is a stupid why would he use his last bullet on a little rat like Shawn instead of a bear like me. He's worried about this little midget, when he should be worried about how he is going to get that mask removed from his ass, because thats exactly where I'm going to stick i, and if there is room, I just might break my foot off in his ass too. After Thursday, the real God is going to be even more upset at Corx, I know he is already mad at him for using his name, but he is going to even more mad at Corx for trying to make his name look bad. How can someone so small consider himself a god. Simon- You know EOE, Corx predicted that you would take shots at his size, but he says "the bigger they are the harder they fall" EOE looks over at Eve and shakes his head. EOE- There's one of those lines again, why is it that the little people have to make up catch-prashes in order to make themselves feel good. Corx is wrong its not "bigger they are the harder they fall" but I will tell you what it is, it's "the bigger they are the bigger the size of their..." Eve- Hey, Hey, Hey cool down EOE, now we dont need all of that, dont be telling all you business. EOE- I wasnt even going to say anything about that, get your mind out of the gutter... I see where your mind is at. Eve- Well what were you about to say then? EOE takes a few seconds to respond. Um.. shoe I was about to say shoe. Eve- Yea right, I am sure you were. EOE- But thats not what the point is, the point is that Corx is going to come to that ring, with a mask on his face looking like an total idiot, he will step to me thinking that mask is more powerful than me, but then when is laying on his back thinking his life is about to come to and end because of the "3 drills to hell" he will know that, he was damn fool, for even thinking that I feared and that he was more powerful than me. Simon- Well, do you give him any credit for not giving up and trying to find the answer to get him back on top of his game? EOE- Um no.. well I guess I could give him an "T" for trying. Eve- How about a "B" Believing. EOE- Or a "N" for Never give up spirit. Eve- What about a "S" for Stepping in the ring with you, knowing he's going to get his ass kicked. EOE- An "P" for positive thinking. Eve- An "G" for Go Corx! ~Simon shaked his head, gets up and walks out of the film room.~ EOE- Hey Simon's gone. Well no one cares. Eve I wonder whats the next thing Corx will worship when he realizes his maks doesnt work. Maybe a animal or something, like a jackass, or maybe it could be a statue, or maybe it could be a vodoo doll, maybe it could be a magical tree. Eve- He could try a rabbits foot. ~The scene ends as EOE and Eve continue to go on and on about what they think Corx will worship next.~ |
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