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| *The TWW fans are on an uproar at a House Show. You would think that House Shows totally suck. Except these are High Class kind of really bad matches but they were pretty even. Then the sound of ice shattering goes all over the arena and Too Cold Sythe walks out. The crowd at the house show can't believe he is here. Sythe looks at the crowd then looks around again,makes a face like he can puke then looks at himself,smiles. He continues to the ring and steps inside and starts making weird faces like what all these slobs are doing here. He turns his head and wonder.* "Too Cold" Sythe:How did you people get enough money to get here tonight? I mean I'm looking at your clothes,you look like hell! If I were you I would skip this and get a life. Do you even live in a HOUSE? You know that thing called shelter. Now here are the three needs and don't you guys ever forget them. *Too Cold Sythe stares into the crowd and begin to laugh.* "Too Cold" Sythe:Number One:Food. Judging by what you are eating,damnit look at it. You have food but its so disqusting it makes me puke! Here I will show you an example. *Sythe slides out of the ring and looks in the air and then looks around for an example. He finds a fat man walking out of his seat who just picked up a hot dog that was on the ground.* "Too Cold" Sythe:OH MY GOD! DON'T EAT THAT SIR! *The fat man eats it infront of all the fans...HE JUST ATE SOMETHING THAT WAS ON THE GROUND! "Too Cold" Sythe gets furious and begins stomping. He throws the man into the ring.* "Too Cold" Sythe:WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING MAN? Do you know where that hot dog has been?!? *Too Cold waits for an answer but there is none and the man just scrambles around on the floor.* "Too Cold" Sythe:This is a perfect example people! This fat unorganized in the head slob can now get sick,why? Because he was simple 'hungry'. A lot of people are hungry in the TWW. They wan't what they wan't and they wan't it...NOW! They wan't to be at the top right when they come,that just isn't how it goes for me. It takes me awhile to adapt. *Too Cold looks back over at the fat man. He looks closer and find that the man is still chewing on the hot dog and he still has it in his hand.* "Too Cold" Sythe:I guess you don't understand 'do' you? You must be a complete idiot. Infact you all are complete idiots. I tell you to get that damn thing out of your mouth but you still don't! Your gonna learn the hard way fatty. *Too Cold walks over to the man and starts stomping away at a the hot dog on the floor eating man. He picks him up then throws him out of the ring.* Too Cold" Sythe:OUT WITH THE TRASH! So that was a perfect example. You people have no hygene do you? So that is one of of the three needs. Now just mabey you can score! But...I seriously doubt it! Haha see ya' later losers! *Too Cold's music hits and he walks out to the booing in the arena. Ungrateful lame asses! Like many who have been in a match with Too Cold. Sythe walks backwards looking at the fans waving his hands in the air.* |
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