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| The scene is somewhere in the midwest ::Snake Eyes is seen outside an old, run-down, urban motel. He's wearing a black, skin-tight shirt, and baggy jeans. The name of the motel is Jud's Family Inn. Snake Eyes shakes his head and walks inside:: ::The inside of the inn is about as run-down as the outside is. A couple old drunks are in the corner drinking beer after beer. Snake Eyes looks at this and mutters under his breath:: Snake Eyes: Wasting away their life. That's what they're doing. Reminds me of my dad. ::Snake Eyes walks over to what looks like the owner of the inn. He looks about 30-40. He's wearing overalls and no shirt. He's smoking what looks like a homemade cigarette:: Snake Eyes: Are you Jud? ::The man takes two more puffs of his cigarette, then looks at Snake Eyes in a funny way:: Man: I'm Billy Jean. You aren't from around here are you? ::Snake Eyes laughs at the mans name for a minute. This is obviously a hick town. Snake Eyes looks back at his car. It looks out of place, surrounded by all those old rusted up trucks. Snake Eyes looks back at the man:: Snake Eyes: Yeah, I am. Well, I need to cut to the chase. I need instructions to, umm, the nearest Motel 6. I'd appreciate it. ::Billy Jean explains in extreme detail how to get there. Snake Eyes thanks him briefly and leaves the tavern/inn quickly. When he is outside he laughs loudly and climbs into his car:: ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The scene changes to Motel 6 ::Snake Eyes is in his room. Watching TV, he is watching 20/20 Monday. They are having a special on wrestling related violence. Snake Eyes changes the channel. It's a TWW show! They are showcasing the younger talent that have joined the fed:: ::Snake Eyes watches for a while, after a match with two superstars that Snake Eyes didn't recognize, they show the matches that will be on Tuesday Shockwave:: Snake Eyes: TUESDAY Shockwave? What the? ::They then explain that the day has been changed to better suit the fans:: Snake Eyes: The fans?!?! Come on. Nobody even told ME this. Did anyone ask if it suited ME better? NO! Jeez louise, that sure bites the big one. ::They talk about a few of the midcard matches. They finally get to the main event and Snake Eyes smiles for a moment. Then they show what it is:: Ultimate what? With who!? What's going on here? ::They explain the rules of the match, and Snake Eyes smirks. He grins almost evilly and looks at the camera:: Snake Eyes: Haha, they were actually kind of smart. They have the brains to put me in the ring with Vendetta, Chase, Porx, EOE, and Suicide. In fact, this may be the best move the TWW had made so far. Aside from hiring me. ::Snake Eyes laughs hysterically again. He flips off the TV:: Snake Eyes: Well, as much as I hate to do it, I have to go to bed. Leave me alond now. There's nothing worse than being watched while you sleep. Especially in the world of wrestling. ::Five hours later:: ::Snake Eyes is tossing and turning. He's still asleep. He's talking in his sleep. His voice is muffled by the pillow. The only words you can hear are something about being hurt and his dad. Suddenly Snake Eyes sits up sweating profusely and still saying stuff under his breath. He almost looks scared as he looks at the clock and wipes the sweat off his face. He walks into the bathroom and looks in the mirror:: Snake Eyes: What the heck does my dad have to do with anything? It was so long ago, how can it just pop up now? Out of nowhere like that? Oh crap. It must've been the bar, it had to be the bar. I guess I'll just sit around until I show up for the show tomorrow. ::The screen fades, but this isn't the end:: ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The scene is the Corn Palace in Nebraska for a local House Show ::The crowd goes wild as the beginning of the show starts. Fireworks explode around the ring and up the entrance way. The crowd is hyped up to see their favorite stars wrestle in low key matches:: ::Suddenly "Machine Head" by Bush plays over the Sound System Ring Announcer: Now coming to the ring, weighing 187 pounds, with 1 loss and 1 draw, the self acclaimed High Flying Daredevil... SSSNNNAAAAAAAKEEE EEEEYYYEEESSS!!!! ::The crowd goes crazy at the first appearance of the show in Snake Eyes. He walks down to the ring slapping hands. He reaches the ring and flips over the top rope, he reaches interviewer Kris Cole and looks at him fiercely:: ::Kris Cole turns on the microphone and starts to speak:: Kris Cole: What happened at Lightning? You had it won when The Graduate came and interfered. What's with that? Snake Eyes: You've got a good question, and I've no idea. Graduate, you're not the first pansy that's interfered in my match. But if I can help it you'll be the last. Kris Cole: So, coming up this Tuesday is Shockwave, what are your opinions of the Main Event Ultimate Battle Royale. Snake Eyes: I think it's an excellent idea. I mean, I look at it like this. You have six of the best wrestlers in the TWW fighting it out for a place at Critical Circumstances. You can't have a better match. Kris Cole: I must say, I agree with you Snake Eyes. Six superstars enter the ring, but only two come out. What about Corx? Do you have any feelings on him? Snake Eyes: Porx? Oh, yeah, him. Well, to tell you the truth, I've faced better than him. He can wrestle in the WWF all he wants, but in my book it makes him no better of a man than the Masked Jobber. So on Tuesday you better be prepared for a severe beating, because you'll get no less than that. Kris Cole: Some harsh words to the New God. Suicide, he wants revenge on Vendetta. But where do you jump in on this situation Snake Eyes? Snake Eyes: Honestly, I don't know. Suicide can talk smack all he wants, but when it comes down to it he has no talent at all. He just doesn't compare to me in any catergory. Suicide? Well, after I get through with you, you'll sure as heck want to commit suicide. Kris Cole: Ouch, ooh! Suicide is getting ripped on by Snake Eyes. Vendetta, you two seem to have a bit of a history together. What's going on? Snake Eyes: Yes, we do have a bit of history, he and I. But that's history. Now we're gonna have to put up with each other even more. On Tuesday, he isn't going to have anyone to interfere for him. Tuesday he'll suffer a hard loss at the hands of Snake Eyes! Snake Eyes: But that's not all, bubby. I want you to fight me in a No Holds Barred match at Critical Circumstances. Accept, if you want a real fight. Kris Cole: I see, what about the rest of the crew in the Ultimate Battle Royale? Snake Eyes: The crew? Well EOE is guaranteed a butt kicking, since he made me lose the 3-way at Shockwave last week. That made me mad. Shawn Chase? Well, let's just say that he's good enough to get a royal whipping. ::Snake Eyes slams down the microphone and leaves the ring with "Machine Head" blaring throughout the arena. Kris Cole bends down and picks up the mic:: Kris Cole: That's Snake Eyes folks! Coming up later tonight we have-- Fade to black... |
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