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| (The scene opens to inside of a house, two characters are sitting on a couch watching TV. They are Shawn Walsh and George Henry. Shawn has a stern look on his face, while George is shaking his head in a positive 'NO'. Shawn then clasps his hands together in a begging position.) Walsh: Come on Georgy! I promise you'll like her. She needs a date. Henry: No, no, no! I am not going on a blind date especially with someone you set me up with. Who knows, she could be 500 pounds. (Shawn gets a mad look on his face and his hands that were clasps together are now balled.) Walsh: Hey, that's my cousin you're talking about! Henry: Sorry! Man! At least tell me her name! Walsh: Her name is *Shawn trails off and mumbles something inaudible* Henry: What did you say? Walsh: I said her name is *Shawn trails off again* Henry: Spit it out. Walsh: Okay, her name is Billy-Bob, but-- Henry: Billy-Bob? Who names their girl Billy-Bob? (Georgejumps up from the couch with an angry look.) Walsh: That's her real name, we call her BB for short. Jeez, don't have a cow, you'll love her I promise! (George paces around then a light bulb flickers above his head.) Walsh: Dude, we gotta get that light bulb fixed, it could kill someone. Henry: Not now, Shawn, I've got an idea. I'll go on the date, for $100. Walsh: 50. Henry: 75. Walsh: Deal! George, I knew you'd come around, now let me call BB and tell her the date's on, one last thing: Do you mind going to a kill your own cow? Henry: What?! (The scene fades as Shawn picks up the phone and dials a number and George scratches his head in confusion.) (The scene fizzles back in to an expensive restaurant. George is sitting at a table, all dressed up and in the booth behind him, hidden by some flowers of course, is Shawn, peeking on, to make sure everything is going okay. He peeks his head through to talk to George.) Walsh: Okay, George-Man. When BB comes in you will immediately know it's her, so if you get into any trouble I'll be right behind you. Henry: Why will I know it is her as soon as she walks in? Walsh: Be quiet there she is! (George and the camera turn their attention to the entrance of the restaurant. In walks a gorgeous woman in a very revealing outfit. Everyone is looking at her, even older men who are with their wife's stop to catch a glimpse of her. George whispers a silent 'Thank You' as BB walks over to him and sits down.) Henry: Wow! Shawn said you were good looking, but I had no idea! (The woman lets out a sly grin to reveal that one of her front teeth are missing and the rest are disfigured. George jumps back, startled, then pulls himself to, BB then starts to talk in the heaviest southern accent you've ever heard.) BB: Well, what-da-ya-know? He said you were a looker yerself. I see that he t'wasn't lying. Henry: Mmm-hmm. So, how are you? BB: I'm finer than a junebug in June! (George whispers to himself 'Junebug in June?' then snaps back into the conversation.) Henry: Really? So... (George clicks his tounge trying to think of something to say. He lights up, then shakes his head and mumbles to himself. He then gets a fork and tosses it over into the next booth where Shawn is.) Walsh: OW! Sunuvabitch! Henry: Oops, sorry mister, I better go apologize to him BB. (George gets up and moves to the booth behind him, Shawn is scratching his head and holding the fork.) Walsh: What'd you do that for? Henry: Listen, Shawn I can't take another minute with that, that, country hick! I'm leaving! Walsh: Remember George: Seventy-five big ones! That's a lot of cash, so remember just tell yourself 'Seventy-five, Seventy-five!' and you'll be fine. Henry: Okay, here I go. (George goes back to the seat with BB and whispers to himself, 'Seventy-five'.) BB: Are you okay sweety-pie? Ya ain't sick are ya? 'Cause at home Grannies got some stuff that's good for what's hurting ya! Henry: You, you live with your grandma? BB: Oh, heck yeah. We all live together, Granny, Papa, Momma, Daddy, Bill-Sue, Bobby Ray, Billy-Jean, Earl, and cousin Phlegm. Henry: Cousin Phlegm? BB: Yeah. You'll love him. He's a little slow when it comes to this here book learning, but he can catch flies like nobodies business! He does this funny little thing where he run around on all fours, like he's a dog, and is trying to catch his tail! (With that, George jumps up and runs out the door. Shawn gets up and yells for him, but he is long gone. Shawn then sits down where George was as BB continues to talk, as the scene fades to black.) (The scene slowly fizzes back up to show Shawn and George sitting in front of the TV watching the local TWW channel which broadcastes the interviews. Shawn has a carry out from the resturant and George is slumped over, tired from what has gone on today. Shawn sees some interviews and puts down a piece of rib to talk to George.) Walsh: You know, today has been fun, Georgy. Henry: Really? Walsh: Yeah, I mean I made my return to the ring, and it felt great. Henry: You call your return to the ring cutting a promo in which you make a complete fool of yourself at a little league baseball game? Walsh: Shut up, George. Henry: Hey Shawn, a recent TWW interview mentioned you. Walsh: Really? How do you know? (George holds up a TWW video tape and then puts it in the vcr, about to turn it on.) Walsh: You have it on video tape? Henry: Yes. Walsh: Dude, don't you have a life? Henry: Shut up Shawn, at least I don't have some maniac chasing after me! Walsh: What are you talking about? Have you gotten into the old apple juice again? (George fast fowards the tape to one of Loki's interviews.) Interview: "Can't wait to see the matchup -- LOKI THE TRICKSTER WILL CRUSH SNAKE EYES AND SHAWN WALSH." Walsh: Oh crap.......... (With that the scene fades to black.) |
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