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| *Were taken to the Rosie Show and the camera shows up on Rosie.* Rosie:Welcome to my show. Today we will have two wrestlers on the show to talk to them! Shouldn't that be exciting? *Nobody claps and even when the sign is on.* Rosie:Coming from the TWW is "Too Cold"... *Rosie doesn't know how to say the next name and she pronounces it,"Si-e". Somebody tells her it is pronouced as "Sithe".* Rosie:Sythe! And next from the WWF is Chris Benoit! Now welcome "Too Cold" Sie! *Too Cold" Sythe is wearing his black bandana and he has a black tanktop on that says his name. He has shinning black pants on also. He walks down and sits down on a chair.* Rosie:Hey now how's it going up in TWW? "Too Cold" Sythe:Well it has been going great. We have really exciting matches and we have been moved up to a major leauge in the RWA! There is only one problem. Our boss! Rosie:Why what's wrong with him? "Too Cold" Sythe:No No...he is great. Except he does cuss a lot! He must of used (beep) fifteen times on Lightning! *The crowd is astonished.* Rosie:We can't use the 'F' word here... "Too Cold" Sythe:Oh I'm sorry I didn't know we can't say (BEEP). Rosie:Now I hear you have a match on Shockwave am I right? "Too Cold" Sythe:Yes you are right for once Rosie. I am going against the Enforcer. I'm not sure who he quite yet but I have been getting some information about him. He says he is the Judge,Jury and Executioner. Rosie:What is that suppose to mean? "Too Cold" Sythe:It simply means that he can seal somebody's fate. The Enforcer the executioner isn't good enough because I'm the supreem judge! So Enforcer look to get your (beeping) ass kicked! Rosie:I thought I told you not to say that word. "Too Cold" Sythe:Sorry I forget easily must be from those concussions and those flaming tables. *Rosie looks at Sythe weird as she calls out the next person.* Rosie:From the WWF...CHRIS BENOIT! *Chris Benoit walks out from the crowd. He sits down in the seat oppasite of Rosie.* Rosie:Welcome Chris from the WWF! *Everybody claps.* Chris Benoit:Why,Thank...you...all. Rosie:So your going against the Undertaker for a chance at the World Title do you think you can win? Chris Benoit:Why,yes...I...do...and...never...forget...The Crippler always...wins! Rosie:Right,now what do you have to say about the WWF Champion The Rock? Chris Benoit:He...is...a...piece of trash that...don't know how to rassle. Rosie:Now how do you feel about The Undertaker? *Too Cold is pretending he is sleeping in his chair.* "Too Cold" Sythe:Excuse me Rosie I did not come to this show to hear some fat lady and hill billy talk to each other! EVERYBODY WANTS TO SEE ME AND NOT YOU! *Chris looked astonished and Rosie is mad because of the fat comment.* "Too Cold" Sythe:Man this just might be worst then hearing the Enforcer whining that he got a match with Too Cold. *Too Cold puts his tough voice on and pretends he is the enforcer.* "Too Cold" Sythe:HOW CAN THIS BE I'M THE JUDGE,JURY AND EXECUTIONER! I'M GOING TO DIE IN MY MATCH BOO HOO! Chris Benoit:Your...crazy... "Too Cold" Sythe:Me crazy? Look at this two perfect examples of very VERY bad hygene. This man should be called The Crappler. The teeth he has is rotten. Look at all those teeth missing. He can't even talk right for christ sakes! Rosie:Calm down! "Too Cold" Sythe:NO I WON'T CALM THE F*CKING DOWN! Now look at this man and look at Rosie. I'm not sure who is better. Hey Chris did you ever hear of the dentist,No? I didn't think so. Rosie did you ever hear of weight loss? Rosie:Well I'm working on it.... "Too Cold" Sythe:YOUR NOT WORKING ENOUGH! Now with all that money you have you should have plastic surgery even. You are a perfect example,you give rich people a bad name! Rosie:I DO NOT! "Too Cold" Sythe: Eewww. Did you ever hear of a breath mint? Or are you just lieing about how you were rich and you just can't afford any?!? You all should be gratefull for having me here today! You look at me for an example for how you should look and act. You people are a disgrace! *Too Cold gets furios and starts walking off the set. He was heard quoting,"Learn some Manners". |
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