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| ..::| I still can't believe it.... I thought I was gonna destroy Hot Shot. But instead, I only won. I was cheated out of my spotlight out of my match, what a crime. All there people should be punished for what they did. I don't know much about the world of wrestling, but isn't that against the rules to interfere in other wrestlers' matches? I mean, I've just never seen that before. I mean, since when did interfering in other matches become legal? I had Hot Shot beat, I tell ya! Oh boy, I can't wait until TWW Shockwave, I'm going to teach that Mr. Porx fellar and them others a thing or two about fairness. But what's the deal with putting me in a brawl? I cant get a sctarch on my body... I've got catch phrases, I've got wrestling moves, and they've got nothing! I had him beat last Thursday! |::.. [-Therapist-] - So tell me Mr. Chase, what exactly do you want to do to this... Porx character? [-The LP-] - Oh gee golly, I'm going to mutilate him! You don't understand sir, because of his meanieness, I had to spend all of last week in the hospital and haven't had enough time to prepare for my match. But what's worse is.... he downright almost cheated me out of my match. I was so sad sitting in that hospital bed. I wanted to make Kasey Klaus (thats double u, double u, double u, dot kasey klaus dot comp) proud... But I guess I disappointed him.... (sobs).... [-Therapist-] - Mr. Chase, cheer up... I'm sure you'll have plenty of opportunities for revenge on Mr. Porx. Tell me Simon, what kind of man is Kasey Klaus? And why isn't he participating in the TWW with you? [-The LP-] - Well... Kasey Klaus is a great man. He's really really rich, and also very generous. Kasey's only had one match in his career, and I think he's banned from wrestling because he is so violent in the ring... or thats what he says. Boy, I would never want to get into the ring with Kasey, he's one bad apple! [-Therapist-] - Right... well Mr. Chase, what brought you to wrestling? I mean, you don't exactly know many.... or any wrestling moves for that matter, and you don't really understand how the business works, or do you? What were you doing before wrestling? [-The LP-] - Sir, I'll have you know that I was a master of the costodial arts before I turned to wrestling. [-Therapist-] - I see... [-The LP-] - And just last week I learned how to do a DDT and a suplex. Plus, I've even got a catch phrase. [-Therapist-] - Mr. Chase... catch phrases aren't really needed to winning matches. [-The LP-] - Who told you that? Of course they are! [-Therapist-] - Catch phrases aren't necessary to succeed in a wrestling match last time I checked. ..::| What does he know? He's my therapist, not a damn wrestler. Jeez, people these days! |::.. [-The LP-] - But everyone has one! [-Therapist-] - So...? ..::| Waitaminute... maybe he's right.... catch phrases do nothing for me.... they didn't prevent Porx and those other meanies, did they? No. They didn't help me squash Hot Shot last Thursday did they? No! |::.. [-The LP-] - But... but... maybe your right.... maybe, just maybe..... ..::| Hold on just a minute, I know what he's trying to pull. He's just jealous because he's not the S.T.U.F.F. and I am! Yeah thats right.... what a jerk. Boy, I bet he just wishes he had the Skill, the Talent, the Uniqueness, and is praying everyday that he can wake up one day and be Fast and Fit too! Just like Hot Shot and Porx! |::.. |
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