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| {Luck? Just exactly what is luck? Having good fortune? Being at the right place at the right time? In professional wrestling, Darwin's Theory of Evolution thrives..."Survival of the Fittest." The wrestlers who have the talent succeed, and those who don't, well, DON'T. High Class, the team of Eugene Morris Esquire and Author Wellington III have somehow beat the system here in the TWW. Neither man tremendously good athletes, neither man amateur stars, yet, High Class reigns supereme in the tag division. Not only dodging bullet after bullet, but overwhlemingly defeating their opponents. High Class is 2-0, and are the current TWW tag team champions. Who did they beat for the belts? No one knows...Who did they defeat for a title shot? No one knows...HOW DID THEY GET THE TAG TEAM TITLES? NO ONE KNOWS...} "We're 23-0, yes,that's correct." "Who did we beat? It's more like who HAVEN'T we beat..." "Did we earn the tag titles? OF COURSE!" {Author hangs up his cell phone in the ocean-view house in Palm Springs. Author takes a sip of champagne, as Eugene receives a massage from a woman in her early 20s named, Sonya. Above the mantle are the TWW tag team titles, shiny and new in a glass case. Author relaxes on the black leather sofa, as Eugene and him start up a conversation} AUTHOR:"Did you think it would be this easy, Eugene?" EUGENE:"What?" AUTHOR:"Our dominance...Our control, our countless victories with such ease..." EUGENE:"Actually, no. I don't get it...Each meathead in the TWW cry about a rough childhood. How they shed their blood, sweat, and tears to "make it" in this sports entertainment business, yet, they're nothing. We've been in wrestling for about 3 weeks, and have over 35 wins, tag championships which we earned outright, and more money than a pimp on the Vegas strip. We thought this would propell us in to retirement. THIS is retirement! Appear twice a week on television, say a few words, throw a few punches, stir up a little controversy, and we're on our way." AUTHOR:"Martin Swift called earlier. We were supposed to appear at a house show-" EUGENE:"What did you tell him?" AUTHOR:"You were injured...Bruised pinky." EUGENE:"Did he buy it?" AUTHOR:"Does he have any choice?" EUGENE:"MUHAHAHA! No he doesn't..." AUTHOR:"I also got in touch with our 'recruit,' he's definitely interested." EUGENE:"Oh, you mean-" {The scene is cut off, as it fades to gold...} Always give credit to High Class and Tidal Wave Wrestling when using this news. |
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