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| (Hey there. Remember me? Well, you might not, but you bettah. Well, you have ..you know..Shawn Chases's narrator? Rings the bell? Well, the last time we've seen Shawn, he was trapped in an elevator shaft with two Russian intelligence agentes, who were getting ready to search the very same shaft. It seemed like an incredible task for Shawn... did he escape? Well, he was at TWW event, but what happened in the meantime, remains a question. But here to answer all the doubts, the Case of the Stolen Vodka, part 3) (Scene opens with a footage of the russian agents, climbing into the shaft. No screams? Well, as Sergeij climbs up, he sees something, alright. But what? A piece of paper... He picks it up, and reads out loud...) ((Sergeij)) "I got you again, niggaz...haha"..... what ze hell zoes that mean? Who iz zniggaz? ((Grigorij)) I zunno.... maybe zhis is not for us.... ((Sergeij)) Well, zinstead of ze signature it is zwritten SSS... ((Grigorij)) I zon't know zanz SSS... ((Sergeij)) It's znot him, then... zamn it.. (Scene fades from the two morons and it opens in what it seems to be a truck. As we looks closesly, we see Suicide behind the steering wheel and Shawn Chase sitting next to him. Shawn is still wearing the same clothes as he did when we last saw him... as for Suicide.... who cares what he's wearing... at least he has his cowboy hat on.) ((Suicide)) So, after that you climbed in the elevator shaft.... ((The LP)) Exactly.... and then those damn russians were in the frikkin elevator... i mean of all the elevators in the world, they HAD to come into mine... ((Suicide)) Yea, yea... but what i don`t understand is how you esacped from there... i mean... ((The LP)) It was all a mission... ((Shorty Paul)) A difficult mission... how? ((The LP)) No, see i have no problem with difficult... it was MISSION IMPOSSIBLE... (Again, Mission Impossible theme starts playing in the background.. this time from the radio in Suicide's truck. Suicide hears it and gives this "What the fuck?" look to Shawn, as Chase smirks) ((Suicide)) Uh... weird... anyway, can you explain step by step how you came out? ((The LP)) Well... i could... but it would take too long... ((Suicide)) We got time... until we get to the arena that is... ((The LP)) But i don't wanna tell.... let's do something else instead... i can pimp you some hoes.... ((Suicide)) Really? You can? Wait, wait... you're gonna make me pay again, won't you? ((The LP)) Well, I have to earn my food, ya know... ((Suicide)) Yea, but dude, i can't afford your fee... you're like crazy when it comes to fees... ((The LP)) Umm.... ok... ok... only 150$ this time... just for you? Gimme your phone, gotta make a call... ((Suicide)) Hold on one second.. where can I get 150$? Can't we make some deal here? After all, i am giving you a ride to TWW Lightning... ((The LP)) Hmm.... your MY partner? ((Suicide)) Simple... free hoe or you'll walk...(sigh) brotha... ((The LP)) Man, this ain't fair... man, this sucks... maaaan ((Suicide)) So, we got a deal? ((The LP)) Yea, yea, gimme the phone now... ((Suicide)) Nah-nah..wait a second... first sign this contract... ((The LP)) Contract? (Suicide)) Yea, see i had this contract prepared a while ago, ... right after you charged me that first hoe, after you promised you won't...remember... so i want this in writing. ((The LP)) What if I don't sign? ((Suicide)) Well, then, you can take a walk, and risk that those russian's catch you.... ((The LP)) Damn... ok, pansy.. you win... ((Suicide)) Sorry, bro, gotta protect my investment... ((The LP)) Sure, sure... (Shawn takes a pen and calls so called contract... more like an agreement. Now, Suicide hands him the phone. Shawn dials, what it sounds to be a short distance number....some woman picks up) ((Woman)) Hello (scratches) ((Sergeij)) Mr. Samszon... zou didn`t beieve zou can get zaway from us now zid zou? Ze are tracking zou... (Shawn freaks out as he panics and throws Suicides's phone out of the window. Suicide looks at him and starts cussing..) ((Suicide)) What the hell? You know how much that phone cost me? What's the matter with you? Are you on drugs? ((The LP)) Suicide.. they know where we are.... it was that agent dude... he hacked into my call... ((Suicide)) Hacked? You think it was Harmon? ((The LP)) Harmon who? I'm talking about the russian agent... they're onto us.... ((Suicide)) Us? No, no... you.... i didn't steal a VODKA remember? ((The LP)) No, but you're driving the truck..... you're in this... ((Suicide)) Aw fuck... how can we escape... ((The LP)) I have no idea... they're everywhere around us... i feel like i`m in the freaking X-Files... ((Suicide)) Movie or the series? ((The LP)) Why does it matter? ((Suicide)) Well. in movie.. there is.. ((The LP)) You know what... i don't wanna know. (Suddenly, what it seems as some big car is parked accross the highway. Suicide sees it in the due time and stops the truck.... suddenly a bright explosion, a strong light, which allows us to see nothing at all. After a few seconds, when we get our vision back we see Suicide in the truck.. but Shawn.... Shawn is gone....) ((Suicide)) Oh, shit..alien abduction.... poor Shawn.... damn, did he leave the address book here or did he take it with him to the outer space? I want the hoes dammit!! (Scene fades to black as Suicide continues his journey to the unknown.) What happened to Shawn? Aliens or Russian agents? Same shit? Where will we see him again? TO BE CONTINUED |
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