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Porx AGAIN? You know how much i hate pork chops part 1
The LP Shawn Chase w/Ari
(the scene starts inside the TWW Arena where the night before Friday Night Lightning was held. Kris Cole is standing backstage as he is hopig to catch an interview with an TWW superstar...)

KC - "Well Shockwave will be one of the best ever. In the 2nd hour The LP Shawn Chase will face Corx. There is a lot of bad blood between these two superstars. They have met before in the ring once in a one-on-one match up. The LP came out the winner in that fight with a "controversial victory" as Corx claims.Then onto the other matches that are due in the second hour between The Hot Sh..."

(suddenly someone of camera bursts out laughing...)

(the camera turns round quickly and the pictures blurs but as the camera refocuses we find out that its the NEXT TWW champion The LP!)

(The LP claps sarcastically...)

The LP - "You think you know it all don't you Cole? You think that whatever you decide or think everyone else must think that."

KC - "No, that's not true, I give my opinion that's all."

The LP - "So everyone's entitled to an opinion is that what you think?"
KC - "Yes, everyone has a right to express what they think"

The LP - "So what if my opinion was that I thought you were the biggest asshole that walks God's green earth?"

KC - "Well you have a right to think that, obviously you have a right to think what ever way that you see fit."

The LP - "How's your neck anyway Cole? Did you like that chokehold I had on you last week? I mean your eyeballs looked as if they were pop out at any second. How did feel to now that if I really wanted to I could have ended your life there and there?"

KC - "My neck is fine now, thank you very much. I never doubted your ability Shawn but you could work on your attitude a little. I mean your just making yourself more hated and hated every time you open your mouth."

The LP - (laughs) "You should know by now, old man, that I don't give a flying fuc[censored] about what anyone thinks, and I mean anyone - that includes you, the fans, the TWW officials, the veteran wrestlers, the rookie wrestlers. I do not need to think about anyone. There is only one person in my life that I want to please and that's ...me.

[arianna] What about me babe?

[The LP] Well I do a good job at that too.People can talk, people can moan, but noone ever wants to talk my face because they know the lies they spread about me would result in them getting their ass kicked from pillar to post. I am the Franchise of the Tidal Wave Wrestling and that's a fact. Other wrestlers come out here moaning about how every time I open my mouth is too tell everyone how great I am, how I am invincible. Well I make no apologizes, I am not sorry for doing that because where other wrestlers spread their lies that they are better than The LP, that I don't deserve the World Title. You see I never lie, I tell it straight. I mean look at what we have got, on one hand we have Hot Shot who seems to have forgotten the fact that I beat him single-handedly at Last Resort but yet thinks that I haven't beat him and then on the other hand we have this asshole called porx who doesnt even belong in the same wrong as me - it just shows how much this asshole has to go until he is anywhere good enough to face me. Then we have this booking committee that likes to put The LP in matches were his opponent is nowhere near good enough to put up a fight. The LP has been screwed out of what I deserve too many times in business. I am the best in the business and there is not a damn thing anyone can do about it. But what happened, every single time that I was screwed I came back because everyone in this damn federation knows that The LP is the best champion that there has ever been - no exceptions. Every man that has ever stood up to me has got an ass-kicking. People can bitch and moan behind my back all they want, that's because they know what would happen. They know that once I got my hands on them, they would wish that they never had been born, and that's a fact. You see Cole, what you think and what you say mean nothing to me unless you say it to my face. When doing your insignificant play-by-play remember that your opinion does not matter me. If you do not have the balls to say those things to my face then you doing concern me in the slightest. Now Kris, are you sure that my attitude needs changing?"

KC - "Quite frankly - I do! In fact you don't need to work on your attitude at all... you need at total personality change. You arrogant, your selfish and your views on how you will run this fed are wtisted. You need to look at yourself in the mirror otherwise you will grow old a lonely, twisted man!"

(The LP nods his head with a bemused look on his face...)

KC - "I'm sorry Shawn if I hurt your feelings but I thought its best that I tell it straight."

(The LP continues to nod his head, has what Kris Coles's been saying actually made The LP change his ways?)

(suddenly The LP bursts out laughing...)

The LP - (every now and again he takes a fit of laughing) "That was the biggest pile of bullshi[censored] that I ever heard! You see KC, you obviously never listened to a word I said. I don't give two fuc[censored] whether I offend anyone or not. I am the next World Heavyweight Champion and what I say goes. I am not here to be a role model, I am not here to be an icon to the fans, I am here to beat people up and I do it the best - it's official, The LP is the Champion and there isn't anyone that can change that. I don't care if the fans cheer me or hate me, as long as I get paid to do what I do everything else doesn't matter at all. But KC, you should remember one thing...

FUCK THE GAME

DONT LET THE GAME FUCK U


The LP - "Now excuse me kc, I have a little business to take care of..."

(The LP pushes kc out of his way and kc backtracks halfway across the corridor as The LP walks away)

kc - "Who the hell does he think he is?"

(in the background The LP's music can be heard to start playing in the arena, is he on his way to the ring?)

[the scene fades to black]
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