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The LP Shawn Chase w/Ari
Porx AGAIN? U know how much I hate pork chops
(Suddenly the TWWTron comes into life and 'Are You Ready' comes on screen, then numbers countdown from 6.. 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1.. then they lights in the arena go out, noone quite knows what to make of what is happening, then... BOOM!! A series or red and silver fireworks goes off right beside the TWWTron and The LP's usual BigTron video comes on as 'The Way I Am' by Eminem starts to play and strobe lighting begins to shine. Suddenly The LP appears at the entrance way with a bandage on his forehead, from corx's hammer shot, he limps slightly as he walks and has several bandages on his arms, we can't see if his ribs are injured as he wears a 'Brillance of Brutallity' T-Shirt, he sprays a mouthful of water and walks of towards the ring, the crowd give him a welcome of pure hatred, The LP steps inside and walks over straight towards the announcer , The LP walks over to the announcer and intimidates him, they are eyeball to eyeball, the announcer gives The LP the microphone backs off...)

(The LP speaks up...)

The LP - "Well, well, well, it is a small world isn't it? On Tuesday Night Shockwave, The Brilliance of Brutality has been ordered to fight Porx, again. Now I'm not saying that it won't be a good match for the fans, for the millions that watch this show but what I'm saying is that the public might be getting bored of repetitive matches, I mean how many times does the TWW Front Office want The LP to beat up Porx? I mean Porx comes out he talking all his usual crap how he is better than The LP, how he is going to beat me. Now let's examine the facts shall we, first of all he tell all you assholes, yes that's right I'm talking about all you people in the crowd... (the crowd are angered by The LP's comments and start the usual chant, 'Asshole, Asshole') ...he tells all you people that The LP made excuses not to fight him - well I find that statement quite laughable, now what actually happened as I'm sure all you people we remember is that The LP issued a challenge to Porx, I challenged him to prove to every single person that watches TWW that he deserved a shot at the hottest... (the crowd chants, "Damn Wrestler There Is Today") ...that's damn right! I challenged him to prove beyond reasonable doubt that he had warranted a shot at me, I never back off, I never ran away or hid. I listened to what he had to say and I answered him. But what happened, I'll tell you what happened, Porx came out here, time after time, and told everyone that he could not do the one task I had set him, the one condition he had to fulfill. He just didn't have the ability that was needed to earn his shot, so what did he do I hear you all think. I'll tell you what he did, he got his buddy - who also happened to be in the TWW Front Office to book the match for him, that's right Porx got a bent TWW official to book the match because he knew he wasn't good enough to prove himself. Porx, you can try to convince all these assholes that The LP was running scared but the two people that really know the truth, The LP and Porx really know that Porx just couldn't cut it.

Okay, so Porx got his match, I thought, 'Hey its another chance to beat up a LP wannabe'. Porx and myself faced each other in the ring and what was the result? Let me remind you, it was The LP being announced the victor. The LP gave Porx the paragon of perfection in the middle of this very ring... (The LP points to the floor of the ring) ...and I pinned Ravage's shoulders for the one, two, three! That's right, The LP WON, PORX LOST! If Porx wants to make a sequel to how I am the true NEW GOD then someone better tell him that he has already messed that up, its a recurring pattern isn't? Porx messing things up that is. Never in Porx's career has Porx so much as pinned the shoulders of The LP and that is not going to start Tueesday. I have SILENCED Porx before, I have tamed the New God before, I'm afraid to disappoint all you assholes out there but Porx Vs The LP will be yet another repeat. I will step in the ring, my ring, and I will beat this LP wannabe from pillar to post. I will hurt Porx, I will hurt him badly and as the blood drips from his body - I will grow stronger and stronger, I will unleash my anger upon this pathetic makes flamer and I will show why I am known as the Brilliance Of Brutality, I will show every single one of you why I am the biggest player in this business, I will show why I am the NEXT TWW World Heavyweight Champion.

And while were on the matter of people needing to be silenced, I want to turn my attention to one of the biggest whiners that I have ever come across and that proud title goes to John Vandetta. Now Mr. Vnadetta seems to be rather upset that he didn't win the tag match at Lightning. Suicide must have beat him round the ring so hard that he has suffered some memory loss, the poor guy. I'll just remind him that I beat him single-handedly at the 2nd TWW event, he like so many before him and so many to come felt the Paragon of Perfection and also like so many before him, John Vandetta could not get up from the PAIN. Vandetta, I have heard you mutter many petty threats about how you are coming after me, how I should fear your wrath... blah.. blah, but what I say is that you should change the damn record. Unlike me who has had to recover being screwed and backstabbed time and time again, you have been dealt with fairly. I beat you fair and square, unlike what you said soon afterwards, I wasn't the better man on the night, I was the better man - period. When you face me one-on-one everyone knows that it is a totally different. I am far to intelligent, far too intense, far too dangerous to let some pile of assholes and backstabbers take MY gold. You are no better than the likes of Porx and Jake West - The assholes in that way. Whether you people like or not I am the NEXT TWW World Champion not because I will cheat, not because I dont deserve it - because I got the job done. Sure you guys can go on about your music and fireworks and special effects all you want, but if you can get the job done then there is no point to it all. Corx, I will see you Tuesday Night and I might even sent you a sympathy card when you are lying in bed wishing that you had never said those things about The LP. Begging God for forgiveness and to take away the pain but there should be another thought running through your head and that is that you should remember one thing...
FUCK THE GAME

DONT LET THE GAME FUCK U

(the strobe lighting and 'The Way I Am' by The Prodigy come back on as The Game drops the microphone and gets out of the ring, The Game walks up the ramp as he walks up it he stops and taunt some of the fans and as he gets to the entrance/exit he turns round to face the crowd once again and raises his arms in the air, he turns around and disappears into the back...)

(the scene fades to black)
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