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| **The scene fades in, and we see The Real F’N Deal Chris Matthews, half laying, half sitting down in a lawn chair, situated next to a gigantic pool. Chris has a pair of shades over his eyes and is presumably sleeping, or at least relaxing. He stretches a bit and slowly turns his head, facing towards the camera. ** Chris: Well, well, well, the show has come and gone and guess what? Once again, JUST LIKE I PROMISED, I advanced in the Nations Title tournament. I knew from the start there was no way that Johnson could have beaten me, although he did impress me very much. That's right, Johnson, you showed a great deal of balls to stand up to me like that, and hey, you ALMOSTbeat me. You should be proud of that accomplishment, because as anyone will tell you, Chris Matthews is impressed with very few people. Count yourself among the select few who I would gladly face again...although I'm afraid the outcome would end up being exactly the same as it was this week, and you would once again lose. You may have almost beat me, Johnson, but in this business almost doesn't cut it. You're still nothing but a loser. An impressive loser to say the least…but a loser nonetheless. Those are the breaks kid. Deal with it. You won't ever be as great or as "stunning" as I am, although it warms my heart to know that you're going to be trying your best bless you to do it. Again, it won't happen, but hey, it’s the thought that counts, right? Oh what I am I saying? You stunk worse than Chyna did at the MTV VMA2000! **He chuckles to himself and straightens himself up in the chair** Chris: Ah, but The Real F’N Deal’s work is never done, is it? Of course it's not! When're your the best in the business, like I am, EVERYBODY is always gunning for you. Everyone in this dump known as the TWW wants to be recognized as the guy who beat the hell outta Chris Matthews…its just that none of you actually have the skills to do it. But because I'm out to prove to all you no-talent hacks just how great I am, I guess I'll go along with it…and that brings me to this week's victim of the The Real F’N Deal; Loki The Trickster. You know, you just came back after a good show, and you're already off to a bad start, slapnutz. First of all you got your ass beating up by Graduate even though you won…and if that's not a fate worse than death, I don't know what is. But even worse than that, Loki The Prickster, this week you're going to face me. And yes, even though it's a standard match…well that doesn't mean I'll go easy on you. See I haven't forgotten your little stunt last time you were around...well, okay…I DID forget your little stunt, but I know you did try to pull something on Graduate, and if I remember correctly it worked. But now this show I'm going to teach you a little lesson that just about everyone else in the TWW's already realized: that NOBODY is better than Chris Matthews and NOBODY messes with my friends. That's what idiots like you have gotta understand; that when I say that I'm the greatest, it is the Gospel truth. Just ask guys like Johnson and Camo how goddamn good I am...and they'll tell you. Hell, just watch the match of last week's show, when I was demolishing Johnson in front of all those people, and you'll see how good I am. Nah…you know what? Don't do any of that stuff. Just wait until this week, and then you'll REALLY know how damn good I am, Loki, because you will experience firsthand the greatness that is Chris Matthews. And then you can join the heap of losers like Johnson, Camo, Gangsta, and whatever other pieces of garbage thought they were the greatest...and got put in their place. Speaking of pieces of trash like Johnson. West…you don't ever learn, do you? You get an upset wins thanks to having your $2 crack whore distract everyone and anyone you face, then you’re try and humiliate me...Do you think you’re some big shot? Or are you just downright stupid enough to keep coming back for more? From the looks of what you pulled last Lightning, hitting The Real F’N Deal was not a mistake after all, I'm guessing the second one. Now, you don't deserve a goddamn thing after all the crap you've pulled, but since I'm a nice guy...I'm giving you one shot at not only The Real F’N Deal but for my career. And just like Johnson, and what I will do on Shockwave to Loki, I'm going to kick your ass in front of everybody, and show the whole goddamn world that you're forgotten for one reason only: Because you all absolutely suck. You should be thankful that I'm even giving you this shot, bitch. As far as I'm concerned you're done in this business. But again, because I'm such a nice guy, you get a shot. But I promise you, I beat every one of you within an inch of your sorry life’s, you won't get another shot. That'll be it for you. You know, you should not of attack...it would have saved you a hell of a lot of humiliation. But, you made your choice, and I've made mine. You get me...and if you don't win, it'll be CURTAINS. Got that? If you beat us, you NEVER get another chance of a rematch. Because you see West, I'm going to end your career. It's become personal, because you lot can't learn to mind your own business. No matter the price…no matter what I have to do…one way or another I'm going to end your career. And there is nothing you can do about it. Because I’m so damn good…I’M THE GREATEST. |
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